What if it was all Sonic?

header pic from Sonic and the Black Knight pfp from Cyberpunk 2077 he/they

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

[romint-drake]

He forgot to put whiskey in the bong.

Also "Brennan Weed Mulligan" should be a prompt on the next season of Make Some Noise

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[copperbadge]

Whaddaya know, an extra hour in the ball pit really does help.

[sulidaesy-deactivated20190123]

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[a-nice-frog]

[a-nice-frog]

feel free to stop reblogging this literally any time

[charlesoberonn]

Some of my favorite variants

[charlesoberonn]

More variants

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

[corromon]

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[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[geekysteven]

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

[emmalostinwonderland]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

[adamtotscomix]

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[blue-noir-art]

I just wanna be your sweetheart

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[devonia]

baseball is a sport with a long and storied history. to really get a grasp on that history, let's start at the beginning

approximately 540 million years ago, complex animal life rapidly diversified in an event called the Cambrian explosion. among this early animal life was a small worm-like animal called pikaia, a distant relative of famous baseball players like shohei ohtani, tarik skubal, and vladimir guerrero jr

[vezimira]

"worst she can say is mid 3"

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[helpeverythingiscats]

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

[kittybroker]

Real mackerel GAMER now going for only 200g!

[darkspaceboytoy]

🎵And I’m proud to be an American, where I eat in my car like a piiig🎵

[lakemojave]

If you try to eat in your car in Bosnia they kill you. They just kill you.