hoo boy

I'm straight up trash, but feel free to explore this dumpster as much as you like. A little bit about yours truly: I love dogs, music, and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

[crownvetch-deactivated20181219]

be excited about other ppls good fortune not everything is a competition

[sorry]

my mom bought me a two carrot gold ring

[lmortal]

*karat

[sorry]

[loveyourselfsuggestion]

Good days will come because you deserve them. You’ve worked so hard. Keep it up.

[asmenukearchive-blog]

cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

old sport

[ell-inad-deactivated20250620]

depression apathy is

- walking past your favorite snacks at the grocery store and not having the energy to even want them - listening to your favorite songs and feeling nothing - only being able to muster half a smile when your lover finishes telling a joke - everyone asking you to speak up because your voice feels too heavy to raise - getting irritated at things that force you to feign interest or participate in small talk - knowing you’re kind of acting like a dick but feeling too drained to do anything about it

[lemonblossomed-deactivated20210]

[tchaikovskaya]

this is a decorative pillow hate blog if u think having 34 little useless uncomfortable pillows in front of the pillows u actually sleep on is a good idea fucking unfollow me

[threehairs-deactivated20171006]

Draw Michael in a halloween costume

i realised what you meant a bit late so i drew this instead….

Jeremy decided to go as a blanket ghost and Michael thought it was lame and try to improvise it.

[thebiggestdoggoenthusiast]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ftbgphatmofwyfaysiatpgswtmaaykygabghybtysotaarocaitgyasyguyfaiylybbilciaeuwbiatpg: find the bad guy push him aside then move on forward with your friend at your side it's a two player game so when they make an attack you know who got a brother gonna have your back then you stay on track and AH remain on course and if they give you a smack you GAH use your force and if you leave your brother behind its lame cus its an effed up world but it's a two player game

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you think about it the aim of golf is to actually play less golf.

[morganfreemanpointingup]

[thisisthecontentisignedupfor]

This

[thepeopleinthebackcanthearyou]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[isurehopeitgetsbetter]

It got better

[ifitwasntforthatlastcomment]

Reblogging for that last comment

[ireallyreallyreallylovewildfire]

Spread this like wildfire

[icouldreallyuseaboost]

Boost!

[googleisawhat]

It’s back on my dash!

[iliterallyliveheresoiknow]

This is the best thing on tumblr!

[imaddictedtoreblogging]

I can never not reblog this!

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

Delete this!

[tagitgood]

Tag yourself

[lownotepostsmakemesosad]

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

[professionalnavelgazer]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[iknowwhodidthisbutistoleit]

WHO DID THIS?!?

[ilovetoruinpostswithpersonalshit]

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

[somerandomfuck]

This is so me

[anentirelyrandomseriesofletters]

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

[werenotstaffreally]

I love tumblr!

[trollsrus]

I hate this fucking website

[verymuchbinary]

There are two types of people…

[whatdoyoumeanihaveangerissues]

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

[thisisthecontentisignedupfor]

Well, that escalated quickly

[walkingshitpostgenerator]

Everything happens so quickly

[iamblindandmydogisdead]

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

[ihavenofriendsandnocomputer]

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

[fleetadmiralobvious]

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

[theysayitendtooverreact]

Are you satan?

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

Did you just…?

[ineverreallygoanywheretbh]

I’m so here for this

[ihavesomeseriousissues]

I AM SCREAMING!!!

[iloveshamingandmakingidlethreats]

Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!

[eternalqueue]

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[internetchainletter]

Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead

[thisisthecontentisignedupfor]

Well, that escalated quickly

[ihavesomeseriousissues]

I am crying!!!

[conveniencefeemayapply]

This is gold!

[spankmewithyourdankmemes]

I am weak!!!

[everythingismeasfucktobehonest]

This is me af

[somerandomfuck]

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

[fleetadmiralobvious]

Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr

[hyperventilating]

I can’t breathe!!!

[ineverhadanassbutiblameitonthis]

lmao

[iamblindandmydogisdead]

If I had to see this so do you

[badspellingghost]

im ded  💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswatching]

I feel personally attacked

[waitheresmy2cents]

I can fit this entire post in my thrussy

[et-phoneme]

This is why aliens won’t talk to us

[icanodd]

I can’t even!!!

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

Literally me! 😂👌🏽💯

[momofloco-deactivated20190529]

Now this is the type of content I signed up for

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

What a time to be alive!

[dontlookmethatway]

Science side of tumblr explain this

[oatbee]

do dogs know that they’re cute?

[your-theories-have-flaws]

“You strike me as a Groff who has never been satisfied.” -Jonathan a Groff x Lin Manuel Miranda singing Satisfied

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[homoquartz]

tag urself I’m the millennials’ morbid fascination with death

[femperor]

I have never heard anyone, regardless of age, say “my phone’s battery has gone”

[tastefullyoffensive]

They look so content. (via thedocholliday)

[thebiggestdoggoenthusiast]

JD: I admit..

JD: Some mistakes were made.

Veronica: ...

Veronica: Murders.

Veronica: Some MURDERS were made.