you will suffer me

ryan | 25 | i really like pigeons and the beach boys

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[softwaring]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[procrastinationstationxx]

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

[procrastinationstationxx]

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[treffyfrinn]

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[valtsv]

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

[valtsv]

[radetzkymarch]

[angealainn]

love how you dont even need to make new letters theyre all there already

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[valtsv]

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

[valtsv]

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[porcelain-rob0t]

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

[dogpuppy]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]