dying alone with cats

I'm Emily. I'm 24, Australian, pan-romantic, grey-asexual. I like birds and cats. This is my personal blog

[dimension20official]

Not a question so much as a plea, but I am begging you to stop trying to kill Gilear. Just let the sad man eat his yogurt and love his daughter PLEASE

[dimension20official]

When you nut in the astral plane does it push you backwards

[thebootydiaries]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[lalaleliana-blog]

i really like the advice “write marginalized characters but don’t write about marginalization unless you experience it” 

absolutely i think cis people should expand their horizons and write trans characters, but they shouldn’t write stories about being trans. likewise i think allistic / NT authors should write about autistic characters! but not stories about being autistic. 

represent us. absolutely. but don’t tell our stories. let us do that.

[alder-knight]

YOOOOOOO. This is an excellent distinction!

[yeahwrite]

I’ve reblogged it before and I’ll reblog it again ^

[princeofmints]

i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”

[thehotpocketsinitiative]

Also dogs are man-made to be loving towards us. We didn’t selectively breed cats the same as we did dogs. I’m 100% a dog person but with them it’s more of, “this tool that I use is also very cute and I’ve removed 96% of its ability to not love me” whereas with cats it’s more, “Ah yes, this is my roommate Craig. He’s very nice to me unless I ignore his wants and treat him like an asshole.”

[murkymuse]

Cats are the only animal that domesticated itself. The bond between cats and humans are on the cats’ terms, not ours.

[turntechtestament]

i’ve been sick and depressed all weekend and my cat literally refused to leave my side

[idkhbtfmfan]

Finally, a cat appreciation post

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[ffractaa]

This made me v happy

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is uncomfortably accurate

[duskyhuedladysatan]

i feel so called out rn

[town-sparrow]

スズメ　Eurasian tree sparrow

Town Sparrow ～ 街のすずめ　Archive

Town Birds ～ 街の鳥  Archive

[saltrat88]

[tomroughneck]

Meanwhile in Russia

[inzertbreaks]

annyi.

[marcommarco]

gente decisa

[captain-price-official]

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

[enrique262]

Russians cannot into chill.

[ravldazle]

This is what I call a satisfying video

[knighterrante]

@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

[kittoforos]

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you

speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?

speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.

speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.

speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.

speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there

speaker 2: What the heck

speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow

speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!

speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!

speaker 2: I’m filming!

speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!

speaker 2: Guys, calm down!

[the reckoning arrives]

speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]

speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

[elodieunderglass]

I think the loveliest thing about this, which the transcript brings out, is that Speaker 1 and Speaker 2, in addition to filming the whole scene, and providing hilarious deadpan commentary, were fully prepared to defend the excavator-driver - squaring up to fight, but also trying to resolve it peacefully. So while we may all go “LOL russia” because these events have escalated so astonishingly, we can appreciate that these guys are the Real Heroes and most of us would not have been half as cool.

[bisexualcrises]

this was one of atla’s best jokes I swear

[sketchbooksnook]

Me with fp

[blueberryborderline]

I feel attacked

[weloveshortvideos]

[smuganimebitch]

i don’t really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials

mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials aren’t the parents of generation z

[smuganimebitch]

your older sibling telling you you’re an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isn’t the same thing as your parents berating you for not having a job in a shitty economy

[paprika]

[ryn-n-pets]

Some good kids

[avianpost-generator]