sans

bi and ready to die 🌈

[australiansanta]

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[funnytwittertweets]

[cutystuffy]

We never got to see their uniforms :')

[firedrill]

[invmaki]

Happy Birthday Sugawara Kōshi! 「 13/06 」

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

[theblackdetah]

get me that victorian box bed asap

[the-minecraft-funnies]

POV I meet you for the first time on a server

[the-minecraft-funnies]

POV I meet you for the second time on a server

[the-minecraft-funnies]

tried making a third gif that was going to be steve crouching so fast he would disintegrate but tumblr will not allow me to go any faster than the above.

absolutely disappointing ending.

[the-minecraft-funnies]

disregard. he’s been unleashed.

POV I am your friend now

[strawbubbyroot]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[suspend]

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

[theblackdetah]

why are girls hot and cute like wtf take a break

[soaporsalad]

BOOK 1 KICKSTARTER JUST LAUNCHED!! Reblog for a chance to win a free shirt!!

[theblackdetah]

EYYY THIS IS SO COOL @soaporsalad

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

[guinea-pigs--plz]

im not amanda

[life-needs-abit-of-madness]

I was almost amanda. But not.

[akajustmerry]

I realise a lot of girl’s Gay Awakenings was kiera knightly or kristen stewart which is cool phenomena tbh but I’m rlly interested in other Gay Awakenings like for example mine was morena baccarin in firefly and also gemma artenton in st trinians. CALLING ALL GAYS (boys and nb babes included)!! reblog with ur non kiera/k-stew Gay Awakening!!!

[freakofandoms-deactivated202012]

Hm..Astrid from How to Train Your Dragon.

[theblackdetah]

Wow I've got many, but my first would have to be Erza from Fairy Tail lmao or like Mila from Yuri on Ice

[gogh-save-the-bees]

go on click it! ♡

[rosethevoid]

Thank you. :)

[theblackdetah]

This actually made my day!