🔪

You feel a little woozy.

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[lanimaluu]

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[hyporealist-deactivated20251112]

most inspiring linkedin post

[ilmarisart]

ulysses i love you i miss you im still thinking about you all these years after playing lonesome road 😭

[tweeterwilbury]

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

[sebastianmishascott]

i just like them idk

[uptownlowdown]

inspired by the playing cards @atomsace, and other folks have posted, i just had to do one for ladybird! paired with tommy’s real playing card because of course ❤️

🎰 the (edited) illustration for ladybird's card is dionne warwick on the poster for slaves (1969) directed by ossie davis. tommy torini and the tops card were posted by red_dawn_2012 on r/fnv

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[skopostheorie]

This is ruining me I can't breathe

[segamascott]

[shiningbean]

some doodles of Nick + his VA

[vedurnan-archive]

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

[vedurnan-archive]

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[the274]

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

[evilwizard]

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*