The Blue INTP Girl

Dialogues from my life as MBTI

[theblueintpgirl]

My ENTJ sister started college (In our country, we don't move as soon as we turn 18 or go to college).

Being a very extroverted person (haha), she decided to join a choir, take up belly dancing, go to college, and is looking for a job.

Anyway, this happened today (a Monday).

* ENTJ arrives home after going to class in the morning, going to a coffee shop a friend just met, and then participating in choir. (at 9 pm).*

* INTP me was getting out of the shower, about to dry my hair with the hairdryer.*

ENTJ: I'm gona take a shower and wash my hair.

This means she was kicking me out of the bathroom.

INTP (me): Hi, ENTJ. Yes, I'm fine. Yeah, I finished my shower. If I can dry my hair somewhere else and let you use the bathroom? Maybe.

* I was already gathering my things anyway. I was being sarcastic, yes. BUT still pretty calm. I went to the room where she was sitting on the floor on her phone.*

INTP (me): So... Do you wanna try again?

*She looked at me from the floor. *

ENTJ: Hi.

INTP (me): Yeah. Hello. Bether.

And everything ended peacefully :D.

Good ending~

[theblueintpgirl]

What it's like to have an 11-year-old INTP and a 4-year-old ENTJ as sisters

ENTJ:Push me higher?

*She was on the playground and I was filming it*

INTP(Me): You're too stupid to go any higher on the swing .

ENTJ: ESTP (our 7 year old cousin)! Push me higher!

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Today is Mother's Day and we went to see my maternal grandmother. My step grandfather always talks too much and embarrasses people. My family was already there and my aunt's family arrived after I had no patience left to hear him speak. This is how me (INTP) and my INFJ cousin greeted each other:

* We made eye contact and we approached each other for a hug with an awkward smile.*

INFJ: What am I even doing here? *She says quietly just to me while smiling.*

INTP (Me): Help, I can't take it anymore...! * I speak in the same tone as her, also disguising it with a smile *

* We hugged and looked at each other with a slight expression of despair between the smiles, So we spoke at the same time in a more usual tone*

INFJ: Hey! How are you, INTP?

INTP (Me): Hello, How are you sweetie?

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* My ENTP boyfriend and I (INTP) were in his room talking and he showed me a comment he found on a video. *

The comment said something like "It's sad to know that a tree works all day by producing oxygen for this guy spend it all saying absurd shit."

INTP (Me): This is wrong, trees breathe at night using most of the oxygen they produced during the day. We breathe the oxygen that plankton produce in the ocean and don't use... *kinda annoyed*

ENTP: Honey, I already know that, you telling me these things is like teaching a priest how to do a mass.

INTP (Me): So why are you showing me this?

ENTP: I think it's funny!

INTP (Me): Seeing people being idiots isn't fun, it's annoying. * Really upset at this point*

Seeing ignorant people on the internet makes me lose faith in humanity...

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An uncle of mine lost his wife to cancer in December 2022, in November of 2023 he was talking to a widow about getting married again and his 4 daughters are against it. In this dialogue me (INTP) and my ENTJ sister are telling this to my INFJ cousin.

*We were in the kitchen at 3am gossiping*

INFJ: So how is your cousin X?

INTP(Me): Have I told you the problem she and her sisters are having with their father?

INFJ: No. What's wrong?

ENTJ: Their mother died of cancer, right?

INTP(Me): Apparently their father is in contact with someone to get married again, and they're mad at him because it hasn't even been a year since their mother died.

INFJ: Bro... it hasn't even been a year. Her body hasn't even cooled down yet!

INTP(Me): So, cousin X was desperate talking to my father asking for prayers to get this idea out of their father's mind.

INFJ: Her body hasn't even cooled down yet... *Disbelieved this was actually happening*

INTP(Me): It seems that because he has a business, many widowed ladies from the church have their eyes on him, they think he is rich and that is why he is a good match.

INFJ: Her body hasn't even cooled down yet!!! *In panic and despair.*

APPARENTLY he's in a relationship currently, but who am I to judge, huh?

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*There were me (INTP), my ENTJ sister and my INFJ cousin in her room, Talking about several things until we reach this dialogue *

ENTJ: But you know, INTP, we judge people's Instagram together.

INFJ: But not in a pejorative way!

INTP (me): So it's a constructive judgment?

INFJ: Yes!

ENTJ: We analyze the photos and publications, thinking about what they could do to have a better profile, both in terms of personal presentation and the visual design of the profile.

They are Instagram coaches apparently haha

[theblueintpgirl]

Yesterday

* Me (INTP) and my ENTJ younger sister were in a thrift store looking for good, cheap clothes*

INTP (Me): OMG! *Pick up super old shoes that looked like our great-grandmother's*

INTP (Me): If this fits my foot, it's a sign for me to buy them.

ENTJ: Maybe this is a sign you should ignore.

INTP (Me): * Already put on the shoes (which fit perfectly) and looked in the mirror*

INTP (Me): They're perfect! That's it, I want them.

ENTJ: *Clearly judging INTP*

INTP (Me): * Bought the shoes anyway *

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* It was me (INTP), my ENTJ sister and my ENFJ mother talking about my INFJ cousin's crush *

ENTJ: So the INFJ is always afraid that if she does something and the feelings won't be reciprocated, so I told her "You need to do something, if you don't take action you will never be able to get into a relationship with your crush!"

ENTJ: *Angry at the INFJ's lack of attitude*

ENFJ mom: Be softer on your INFJ cousin, she will be upset with you!

ENTJ: No!

ENFJ mom: Be softer!

ENTJ: I'm not going to be soft on INFJ, she needs to hear the facts and do something about this crush.

INTP (me): Yes, this is true. *Watching ENTJ complain while laughing from across the room*

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*Literally today*

INTP (Me): Look! I made a Tumblr with the conversations I have with you and my family! * Happy showing posts to my ENTP boyfriend*

ENTP: Hmm... * He needed to read it three times to understand what was written*

ENTP: Your English is bad, it doesn't seem natural.

INTP (Me): I don't wanna show you this anymore. *Annoyed*

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* My boyfriend's ESTP brother was with us (INTP and a ENTP boyfriend) in the room talking nonsense and suddenly ESTP entered an existential crisis *

ESTP: Have you ever stopped to think that one more or less cumshot and you wouldn't be you? You wouldn't exist and you wouldn't have known my brother. *said to INTP *

INTP (Me): Well, Yeah. You're right...

ENTP: ...

* Both INTP and ENTP laugh a little worriedly*

INTP (Me): ESTP, Are you okay? You don't usually talk about things like that.

ESTP: Yes, but isn't it strange to think about? Have you ever thought about this?

ENTP and INTP (me): Yes, often.

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INTP (Me): I think I'll just do my exercises today and study for my test next week...

*my ENTJ sister was packing her school materials next to me*

ENTJ Sister: What a bad attitude.

INTP (Me): My exam is only in two weeks.

ENTJ Sister: What a horrible attitude. *joking around*

INTP (Me): You're the horrible thing here! *Joking back*

ENTJ Sister: I'm beautiful, darling! * Laughs*

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* INTP me and my ENFJ mother fighting for some reason until she decided to say she loves me*

ENFJ mom: Despite this fight I love you.

INTP (Me): Well, unfortunately I love you too.

ENFJ mom : Unfortunately?

INTP (Me): As long as I'm upset it will be 'unfortunately', huh. *still mad at her* 

ENFJ mom : Well, as long as we're loving mutually it's still good. *Laughing at me*

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intp girl 5w6 huh

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The other day I (INTP) was with MY ENTP boyfriend, his ESTP brother and their ESFJ cousin.

*Everyone in ESTP's room talking*

ENTP: You know more about mbti, INTP. So, based on this what do you think my brother ESTP  (he's still 14 years old) will work with?

INTP (Me): idk. Maybe he'll end up having a business on his own but not necessarily something "serious".

ESFJ: He will have a whorehouse!

INTP (Me) : He will sell drugs... maybe. 

ESTP : W T F ? * Laughs *

ENTP: Oh so that is it! Everything makes sense now!

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*My ENTJ younger sister secretly takes photos of my ENFJ mother on her cell phone*

ENFJ Mom: What is this? *Finally notices the photos of her in her nightgown on the sofa disheveled on her own phone*

INTP (me): I have no idea.

ENFJ Mom: ENTJ YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR! *yelling*

ENTJ Sister: Why? *Worried because she still hadn't understood the context*

ENFJ Mom: What is this? *Goes to ENTJ and shows the photos*

* Little ENTJ ends up laughing because it took the ENFJ so long to notice the photos *