“um. a few”

my claim to fame is writing the eye emergency anon in Phil’s dating advice viddy | yapper by nature | m 🏳️‍🌈 28 | gmt +1 | antwerp 🩶 tit | glasgow 🥇 hard launch |

[topsonlyybar]

[ahappydnp]

dan nudging phil under the table to answer first oughh

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[pseudophan]

interviewer: how would you describe yourselves phil? are you comedians?

phil: yeah we're comedians but also just relatable pe-

dan: W̸̯͠E̶̙̣̯̞͙̦͐̓̈́͑̚͝ ̴̛̦̩͇̦͒̈́̍̐͠͝F̵̭̝̀́Ǘ̵͇̱̟͕͈̓͐͠͠C̴̼̦̮̎K̷̥͕͎̠̮̥̏ͅ ̸͉̮̒͑̆̾Ę̴̛̲͚̏͒́̑̚͝ͅA̷̢̲̰̳̠̓͐̅̓͑C̵̢̭͇͉̮̭̅̌̍͠H̸̛̫̝̽͂̈͋̓ ̸̨̞̪͓̗̳̥̏Ó̸̰̌͘͠T̸̗̥̩̈́͛̎͝H̵̢̛̘̪̭̆̊̿̍̿E̷̗̟̠̤͂̍̒̅̈́̾R̴͉̗̙̩͓̅̎.̶̪̜͙̟̟͛̇̈́̋̈̿̀ ̶̻͍͉̟͌͆̈̿̇͋Į̴̦̣̭͚̎̍́͆̄̚͘Ṉ̸͇̺͚̝̬͛ ̵̤̠̺͇̈́̓͑ͅĄ̴͔̝͓̼͈͙͆̅̿͠ ̴̜̔̅̍̋̀͠͠G̸̻̖̖͌̒̉̀̈́͆͝A̸̧̢͔̤̝̟̬̒̌̃̾̾͑͝Y̴̛̏͗̈́͜͝ ̴̩͓̈̍̐̏̽̎̀Ẅ̷͉̠̜͈͉̕A̵̧͙̣̔̔̉̕Y̴̻͂̿̎̀

[communistphan]

interviewer: do you make a good living doing youtube these days?

dan: yes so about marrying phil,

[gerardwaysbob]

Are we a terrible influence?

[youtuberconfessions]

[reunitedinterlude]

dan flexing his phil trash #1 knowledge 💙 (sources under the cut)

sources:

WAD preshow: link

Vidcon 2016 recording: link

[dandp]

Do we all know about this extra wdapteo tidbit from the Rize after the first one and do we all feel as insane about "and you want it with me? yee" as I do

[mainlysarcastic]

twitter pham are being fucking hilarious

[fayliie]

“You know who it is”

[lesbiphannie]

phil’s completely deadpan delivery of ‘would you have stalked his youtube channel’ is killing me off

[pseudophan]

you are gay

[ahappydnp]

dan's passport/visa journey

[ahappydnp]

mister biology and mister you >everyone saying twilight is too heavy handed

[topsonlyybar]

every once in a while I remember hiatus!phil’s hello from the editing zone and have to chew glass

[ahappydnp]

they should invent a dan and phil that posts videos online