Boop!

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$20 says one of the bombshells is the girl Suresh cheated on us with.

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100%.

I need her to be bi and a LI. Can't wait to parade our happy relationship in front of his cheating ass.

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Yikes, this season is not it. I'm not on Suresh' route (I despise cheaters and couldn't bring myself to be with one even if he's entirely fictional) and my entire experience so far has been begging silently that he leaves me the f* alone and MC finally gets a chance to properly flirt with other people without it turning into a discussion on whether she could trust Suresh again.

No. Full stop. Just leave me alone. You can fuck every girl in the villa for what I care, I will delete this stupid game if it makes me discuss my feelings for Suresh and our "relationship" in every. Single. Conversation. That. I. Have. With. Other. People.

And to top it off the only other person that seems entirely into MC is yet another Levi/Mason (aka you cannot get rid of him and the game makes it like I care that he kissed a person that HE WAS COUPLED UP WITH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD).

I'm so tired and it's only been like three episodes. Just give me Eddie, Dana or Gabrielle, but I will honestly take anyone apart from those that you keep forcing down my throat, game.

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Me: I hate this game, but at least I have my best friend Nicky. I'm sure they have planned something amazing to make me forget how shitty this season was, so I'm hoping for some last minute love confession from my best friend!

Nicky: *leaves*

That's it. I'm done with LITG. There's nothing left for me here.

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Replaying S2

Bobby: Can we talk?

MC: Kinda busy here, Bob! Some other time, yeah? *hurries away towards her current LI*

5 minutes later

Bobby: Can we talk now?

MC: *sweats*

Me: BOB I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO ROMANCE YOU AGAIN. BE A DOLL AND GET LOST.

10 minutes later

Bobby: I'm funny, sweet, and I can cook. Can we talk?

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Nicky, stop, I'm begging you!

I was lucky not to have my MC fall for Noah last season. Is Nicky going to be my proper Noah?!

Nicky: You remind me of my sister.

MC: Ew. That's gross.

Nicky: Why?...

MC: Nvm.

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LITG S1

Wow.

I was bored, so I replayed LITG S1 and. Man. I forgot how brutally uncomfortable it was.

MC was set on Jake from the very beginning (still my favourite romance of all 3 seasons), but the game kept pushing Levi/Mason on her - up to the point where she was forced to go on a date with either of them, and then got kissed without being asked if she wanted this to happen. And I get it, it's written into the game that MC MUST be into either Levi or Mason (alternatively: both of them), but that just made it really uncomfortable for me as a player, as I didn't care for them AT ALL.

(And I didn't want to romance Talia, because I couldn't hurt her by choosing Jake in the end.)

[thebobbiestofboops]

We sure are!

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Ah, Nicky!

The truth is, MC seems to have a huge crush on Nicky. She's of course willing to settle for a great friendship if that's all he has to offer (especially because she's really into AJ, too), but if Nicky "jakes" on MC later on, she'll have no idea what to do. Hurt AJ? Hurt herself? Maybe it's better that he's unavailable, after all.

[thebobbiestofboops]

Any time, babes!

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Spoilers - season 3

So yeah, Nicky is the only guy I could go for atm. Thankfully I have AJ. MC has already kissed her, expressed her great interest in her, and hinted at coupling up with her at the next recoupling - all that in just two days.

I have a good feeling about this season!

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Don’t force me to have children

This episode was so annoying. Although I like children, I’m not exactly sure I want to ever have one - and I wanted MC to be like “maybe in the future”, but I guess that’s not an acceptable viewpoint in this game and you have to either be Hope-like bitchy about it, or super extra “I can’t wait to have them” excited. And so MC was excited. But then Bobby, who actually got upset a few episodes ago when MC answered a question about having children with a “not now”, behaved like a fucking child playing with dolls himself but somehow ALSO got upset with MC AGAIN for not being careful enough (and proceeded to break the doll’s leg FUCKING FIVE MINUTES LATER).

He annoyed the shit out of me to the point where I actually considered Noah for a minute because he was at least responsible and believable in this whole “I really wanna have kids one day”. 

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I WOULD DIE FOR MY BRA, OK?

At this point, there is just one person in the villa for whom I would dare hurt my precious baby Bobby and that person is Chelsea. I wish MC could date her. I wish MC could date her and Bobby simultaneously. 

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Me: I'm going to couple up with Henrik.

Bobby: I love you.

Me: Who's Henrik?!

Chelsea: *couples up with Henrik*

Me: That's... that's my fantasy threesome, daaaamn!

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I guess I'm restarting S2 soon

'Cause I think I really wanna end up with Henrik but I'm with Bobby now and I couldn't hurt him ever, he's like a sweet fluffy kitten. Ugh.

Why am I like that.

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What are my choices?

So I'm back with Bobby (even though Marisol finally decided that she was ready to be with MC), but he's been acting unusually childish lately. Like more than ever.

I'm beginning to consider Henrik as my final LI, depending on how he acts after coming back to the villa. (He left in my game 'cause I chose not to cheat in order to keep him in instead of Lucas.)

Most of you preferred Lucas, but I was all over Henrik the minute he was introduced. We have similar interests (Henrik and I, as well as Henrik and MC), I definitely prefer outdoors more than parties and, you know, socialising. And Bobby told MC that her idea of a perfect date was boring (well, I'm paraphrasing), as he doesn't like peace and quiet and has to be surrounded by people 24/7. YUCK.

As much as I love Bobby (and I probably do more than MC, to be honest), I think we aren't a good match? Ugh, that would suck after all I've done to get back with him...

And what's going on with Noah?! I never flirted with him or grafted on him, but he's suddenly giving MC the Look™. Que? He's going to pull a Jake, isn't he?

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Being friends with everyone is my jam

Huh, I kinda liked these new episodes. Fusebox really starts to annoy me with this drama that has NOTHING to do with me, but at least I’m getting on with most of the girls?

I mean--I’m solid friends with Hope&Lottie, we almost never disagree on anything and, as it turns out, they can be really lovely if you’re not on a warpath with them.

I’m kinda-sorta-maybe-future-lovers with Marisol, which is not ideal bc a) I’m in love with Bobby (I should probably say that MC is in love with Bobby, but who am I kidding?), b) she’s super undecided (like now she’s telling me that I might be her first choice - haven’t you tricked me into being supportive of your relationship with Graham? Because it was like three days ago, Marisol!), c) she’s allergic to fun and we cannot have ANY silly discussions in front of her. Gee, my dude, you need to chill. (I miss Talia.)

Chelsea is dumb as a doornail but I will fight anyone who hurts her. She’s so pure & she says the nicest things to MC.

Priya was one of my best buddies in the villa and I miss her every day.

I was trying to be very nice to Jo bc she seemed nervous and I really hate being an ass to new people, especially if they are apparently feeling a little anxious. So I guess we’re good?

Elisa? Personally, she annoys me a bit and I don’t trust her, but MC seemed to get a lot of heart emojis on countless occasions, so the only female not loving me at the moment (although not hating me either) is...

Shannon.

Good. I hate being disliked in games. I usually care about being friendly with the girls more than I care about being coupled up. (Unless it’s with Bobby who, I must say, grew on me.)