theboneshrine

[theboneshrine]

I’m never on here, if you wanna lurk or chat catch me on ig @rattlesnake_jake666

[theboneshrine]

I’m never on here, if you wanna lurk or chat catch me on ig @rattlesnake_jake666

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

[probablyasocialecologist]

Two years on: a photographic tribute to Standing Rock

Photographer Ryan Vizzions looks back on one of the largest protest movements in American history: what’s changed since, and what he hopes will come next.

[deathandmysticism]

This post is for Wenona.

Andreae Alciati, Emblemata, 1548

[deathandmysticism]

Goetic Circle of the Black Pullet, 18th century

[deathandmysticism]

Abraham Eleazar, Uraltes chymisches Werk, 1734

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[tecochet]

yesterday i read this article and it just made me so happy

I particularly loved this quote:

“We are sure they would be good parents because they were so nice to their stone.”

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[shadowpeople]

free soup

[annabellioncourt]

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

[musingsofbooboothefool-deactiva]

free soup

[whoop-de-fuking-do]

slorp

[sistertaxon]

i see something shiny i take it. magpie instincts

[zagreus]

- me talking to the judge after being arrested for robbing a jewelry store

[sistertaxon]

They have to let you go as magpies cannot be tried as adults

[zagreus]

can you please be my lawyer

[nyctosaurid]

nono no. wrong. That’s a very humanist view of the court system. It’s true that they can’t try magpies as adults but that doesn’t mean they let you go. Depending on the country and jurisdiction they’ll likely hand you over to the crow court (pictured) for execution

can we all please try to be a little more well versed in avian law? please?

[zagreus]

uh oh

[nyctosaurid]

it’s fine I’ll type you up a plea in their terms

[athena1138]

Please note: attempted bribery of a crow judge and crow jury with the use of food stuffs can afford a returned gift of other shiny goods

[vbartilucci]

This thread is about ready to turn me into a raven maniac.

[ziyal]

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

[gremlinkisser]

holy shit?

[happyendingsong]

youtube link for international viewers

[penguinated]

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

[0kkvlt]

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

[aslowyear]

A witch holding a plant in one hand and a fan in the other. Woodcut, ca. 1700-1720.

Image: Wellcome Library, London.

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[doomwhathouwilt]

Pride poster by @brancastudio

Do what thou wilt. Love is the law, love under will.