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@thebossywitch
a lot of people who want to see your side profile will ask you to drive them somewhere and then tell you to "look at the road" but you need to remember not to fall for this
what the fuck?
No. Please look at the road. Please look where you are going. You will cause an accident that could kill you or someone else. FFS, driving is already dangerous enough with people driving while drunk/high/on their phones. Can people PLEASE just look where you're going. I've had way too many close calls with people not watching the road. EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD, PEOPLE!!
no thank u, my side profile fucking sucks.
You care more about your own appearance than you do about not killing people? Wow.
Yeah
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
chess getting a huge update i see
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE BUTTONS I TRIED TO PRESS
This is the reason we dunk screenshots in water
evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???
That is the truth sadly
The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it
"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me
#my ability to not watch something is unparalleled
imagine waking up and u found out the Game Grumps got killed by crips
why do ppl hate the grumps now ? somebody catch me up
It’s because Arin posted a picture on his twitter with the caption “#1 Crip Killa” but quickly deleted it and refuses to apologize to this day
Imagine growing up on bad humor and then having people hate you for trying to make jokes from your childhood when that’s just your sense of humor. They say a lot of really terrible shit they have to apologize for on their videos and they’re still a great channel
Fuck you mean he just tweeted this the other day 🤨
“can he reclaim??”
hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯
microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight
we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber
hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction
the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip
do you want to play substance abuse with me after work
accidentally breathes this thing in and starts coughing
And he is still ugly as fuck
He should get a bob with the bang
And a bbl
and a fox eye lift from the scalp
OKAYYYY
fellas is it gay to realize the power of the dark side??
coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.
i see... too tough for the tumblrinas huh
sonic would've laughed with me. maybe i should call him...
Sonic, can you believe them? I used rough objects to describe coarse language and they didn't even lau-