Maggotini

Whimsy boy is back. Also why is my banner like that, what. Who did this. 21 y/o he/him. Minor’s GO AWAY lest I vomit on you. Any older men, hit me up.

[achillesinhighheels]

[theboyofalltime]

Unfortunately my childhood dependence on daydreaming has caught up to me and I feel nothing when a real person tries to make me feel loved. Hashtag it’s too late for me. Hashtag I’m absolutely fucking ruined and there is no chance for me.

[theboyofalltime]

Amazing news in my adult life. I got a red apple. And I’m going to eat it and I’m going to enjoy it.

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[loveridden1999]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

she’s just like me fr

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @imanexistentialcrisis)

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[daydreamycrustacean]

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[holythefirm]

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

[salieri-antonio]

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

[wolfi-amadeus-mozart]

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

[salieri-antonio]

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

[holythefirm]

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[dogboymutual]

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.