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from Indy; i reblog things Insta: bbuck95

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me talking to myself with my AirPods in, looking at my $5.45 bank account

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advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

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Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[pacificrim-archive]

black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad

twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

I love using “good catch”

I also say “thanks for the update” or “thanks for the head’s up!”

“I really appreciate the head’s up!” also a classic

If I haven’t gotten back to someone in a swift enough period (i.e. one work day max) I say “thank you for your patience. after some consideration, I have decided…”

don’t apologize for piddly things! 

thank you > sorry

[anarchetypalarchive]

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

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[acoolguy]

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

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feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

[ilovemusicalyy]

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i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

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[queerist]

CASSANDRA

[colescrow]

Whet

[wolg-fang]

Whæt

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[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[thebestoftumbling]

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

[esmicorazon]

This is so cute like when do babies start learning these things like she’s scaring the shit out of her dad but she thinks it’s a game

[woodmeat]

this is the cutest fucking shit ive ever seen