Apothecary of the Mind

16 yo // Christian // just a girl in the world (please ask me about my OCs (gnawing on table)) // I main as she/her but also idgaf

[thebumblebeealchemist]

Um, Hi?

I don't really know what to put here. I'm Noah, or R, or Bumblebee, or just normal Bee, or you could make up your own little nickname for me.

My favorite animal is a cuttlefish? Is that relevant?

Anyway, yeah, first tumblr post. Or second, I guess, I reblogged some velinxi art lol.

This is my blog for being ill: @poor-victorian-orphan

This is my blog for spreading the creative genius of others: @noah-bumblebee-reblogs

And if I want to fulfill a writing prompt: @my-inkpot-brain

Everything else is mapped here, bc I don't have the energy to put more effort into organization (see appendix i: ill)

I don't know what I'm doing.

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chat the polls switched Jesus is winning

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I hate school so much, like bro I feel guilty about RELAXING during the SUMMER. Do you know what the point of summer is??????

however I am now allowed to wear whatever shorts I want so I’m happy

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that moment when the matchup is deathbringer (wof) vs darius deamonne (toh) vs stolas (helluva boss)

There's an obvious answer here

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Help this is so precious. ugh she's so small. protective buddy I love him

this episode is so precious

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gang I forgot to say happy pride I’m so sorry

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫪💋💅🌈🦄

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This is not a happy day for me. Distinctly not happy.

Because I love Deacon, and I'm over the moon that Deacon got nominated. But I read through the nominee list and...

My husband (Caine TADC) is one of the other contestants and if it comes down to it, I have to pick Caine. I'm so sorry guys, I've betrayed you.

I stopped being a horse and started being a loser.

[generalsquash]

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what the fuck?

I mean the question was completely fair in my personal opinion, but the answer was uncalled for

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Bro why do the people I follow always post the coolest shit while I'm locked in on homework??? I'm gonna miss the cool shit you're posting if you do that, why did you do that?????

Anyway I'm knee deep in things I hate, and it's getting tiring

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the creator of red riding wolf followed me so I of course read the entire comic as has been released so far and...

IT"S SO GOOD MAN. Abel and Ian are both so huggably designed, and AHHHH Momo, I love her! And the plot???? I am so deeply intrigued. Everyone go read it please.

Also Ian's mom sucks.

@nemizeiya RAHH I love it

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cradles by sub urban is literally so Jax coded gang like you don’t understand

PLEASE listen to it and think about Jax

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lowkey anyone who ships funnybunny should just read marionetta bc it literally has funnybunny but they deal with their emotions healthily(ish) and they’re also canon so like. literally just go do it

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also forgot to say this, but also reexamine what you think a healthy relationship looks like. I love funnybunny but please don’t let yourself think that that is what chemistry looks like, because what they have going on is extremely hurtful to both of them. anyway

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lowkey anyone who ships funnybunny should just read marionetta bc it literally has funnybunny but they deal with their emotions healthily(ish) and they’re also canon so like. literally just go do it

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I need everyone to look up Joseph Stalin young because why was bro fine

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not my sister asking me why I like forming my poster putty into cubes as if she’s going to catch me as a secret ocd sleeper agent. silly sister

Cube

Finger for scale

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buddy being upset about his hair curling as if it doesn't make him look absolutely amazing