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a member of the Westinghouse author's society, all of which proudly blocked by Lily orchard. don't mention storms to me. Burkeist Mystic. professional dumbass who does world-building, give an idea I'll world build it. I also have interests! TERFS, SWERFS, any variety of radfem, Transmeds, Sysmeds, exclusionists of literally any kind, get your ass out of here this place ain't got you. for anyone not bigoted: want a story or a dnd campaign, sugar? visigothic barbarians, people named Colin, and those marked by Flames DNI/j

[mizuthe-cat]

sometimes you name your oc something stupid and it sticks and you cannot change it so you just have a guy named Hoobry Styloobs now

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Hate Harley...

[donutdrawsthings]

Kinda really love stumbling upon OCs like this. Something something an angel that earned its wings

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The second image looks like a JoJo character and their stand

[memecucker]

Apparently one type of deer hunting practiced in the Middle Ages was using “stalking horses” which involves crouching behind horse in a forest and slowly guiding it towards a deer that’s been tracked because deer are not frightened by the sight of other tall quadrupeds and I like how “horses as a form of camouflage” is belongs to the list of uses for domestic horses

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A rancher I once knew told me that in her experience as long as you were on horseback you could approach a deer without them being afraid as if they just don't really notice you at all.

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

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Con-air... My son is John Egbert.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

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[iwilleatyourenglish]

no. he doesn't use emojis. i'm not kidding when i say i have seen him use one once in two years. everyone was shocked.

[asneakyfox]

if hiphop weren't real its existence would sound like an exceptionally heavy-handed metaphor about racism from a really cringe didactic fantasy novel. yeah the racialized underclass in this society, the one that's constantly derided by the ethnic majority as stupid and anti-intellectual, they have a complex artistic tradition based around improvisational poetry which is sometimes enacted on a competitive basis for dispute resolution. you get judged based on the subtlety of your wordplay and the complexity of your internal rhyme schemes. the dominant group periodically gets mad about how this doesn't count as real art like their own objectively more simplistic music and poetry because sometimes it has swears in it

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And the dominant group's music is also importantly often filled to the fucking brim with swears and illicit lyrics but That's Just Normal When They Do It

[courtofthevampireking]

everyone put in the tags what your current vocal stim is i want to hear them

[userfish]

this is the craziest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

[ammnontet]

my nothing

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Disco Elysium..

[crabussy]

I think I'm too autistic dude just almost said "it's gonna be so horses" to my friend about something I'm excited for. NOT an adjective

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I do the same thing with the word Dog, Puppy, and the phrases Puppy Day and Andrew Wishbone.

[qqchurch]

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Mr Burns a post electric play

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[haledamage]

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

[anarchistmemedistro]

we anarchists do not want to free the children; we want the children to free themselves

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My sister was taught Liopleurodon.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

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Hate when people say "I don't know" instantly when you ask them what they think about something. Like you have this cool thing called a brain and it doesn't need six to eight business days to produce a fucking thought.

[writingnotes520]

If William Shakespeare knew what neopronouns were he’d be unstoppable

[writingnotes520]

don’t you dare do this to me on my shitpost about Shakespeare

[upsidedownapple]

Lol

@maryland6th @marylandaccountx4 @marylandaccountx3 @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @bees-official heheheh

[bees-official]

Chat? You know what to do

[endlesslyentrancing]

*Me and your subconscious chatting together, plotting your corruption*

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Wraith the oblivion

[cryptotheism]

There should be large predatory birds that prey on cars during traffic jams. They should live on mountains and manipulate dreams to cause DUIs and thus fecund hunting grounds.

[cryptotheism]

Bored in traffic listening to a podcast. A sudden explosion of feathers and crunching of iron. The glint of a 2019 Toyota carolla and the distant screams of a software developer.

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This reminds me of a creepypasta I read one time.