TheBumblestBees

She/Her/They | 18F | Autistic ♡♡♡ Professional Enshittificator ♡♡♡ pfp by the ✧lovely✧ @PoptartSquirrel

[thebumblestbees]

Welcome and howdy wonderful people (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

Welcome to my blog! Expect replies to random stuff, answering all asks, random thoughts, and things of the sort- but I'll be honest, it's mostly shitposting and just things I'm interested in. There's no main subject here. Don't expect anything organized (⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠)

About me ->

Name: You can call me Bee! 🐝

Pronouns: She/Her preferred, but okay with any!

Age: 18 years

Gender: Cis woman

Relationship status: Taken! ❤️

Tumblr mentions~ awesome people!!

@k1ller-bunnyy @poptartsquirrel @g0d0fcha0s

Rules:

Yes! -> Asks, DMs, tags

NO -> NSFW, hate, intrusive questions, asking for irl information, flirting (unless playful and unserious)

[pukicho]

how many apples is five apples

Five apples!!!

[thebumblestbees]

wrong

[pukicho]

Sometimes food just tastes wrong. Like no, It wasn't supposed to be this way.

[thebumblestbees]

so no one told you it was gonna be this way?

[pukicho]

God just shut the fuck up

Sorry man, here have this

[thebumblestbees]

what is it i

[trashy-corvian]

words of wisdom from Mother

[thebumblestbees]

can he help me study for my psych major

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

NEW MERCH TIME + ACTUAL STORE!!!

FINALLY! BIG UPDATE!!! I found a new supplier!! The quality has been IMPROVED GREATLY!

I love the way these look. The print and quality seems to be higher across the board and I can offer more options without odd arbitrary time limits!! Check this out:

WOAHHH! They offer more colors. They use a different, much higher quality printing method so the image won’t disappear after a wash lol. AND I CAN OFFER HATS THAT ARE EMBROIDERED!!

AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MUG >>>

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS MUG.

CHECK OUT THE STORE PLEASE

This is the best way to support me for those who’ve asked, be it support for my music, or for my funny posts! You got until 16th of DEC for pre-Christmas deliveries btw!!! Thanks!

[pukicho]

STILL AVAILABLE

[pukicho]

HEY THESE ARE BACK FOR A LIL BIT!!!

[hi-im-tony]

Receiving my shirt was an experience. It was delivered at 2am last night and when I opened the someone was sprinting away before I could see who delivered it.

[pukicho]

Nice house. Enjoy your shirt.

[pukicho]

Hey guys just a heads up, June will be the final month I ever sell ‘Tax evasion" variants of the shirts!!!

[thebumblestbees]

happy pride ig? evade taxes

[thebumblestbees]

Made my own reaction image.

Anyways, bees

[thebumblestbees]

I HAVE OBTAINED A CREATURE

His name is Tony. Short for Serotonin (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

It feels very weird being legally responsible for something alive, but I knew I had to bring him home when he kept falling asleep on my hand at the cat cafe.

The family cat, Maggie, is... opinionated on his existence, but she'll warm up to him. Hopefully.

This is how pretty much all of their interactions have been so far. Poor Tony is just trying to be polite and this little snot is being unbelievably hateful for no damn reason

Can't wait until she can communicate in more than just hissing. Tony's meows are nothing but polite, and she's just being a bitch-

She scared the poor thing into his kitty box of safety and is still eyeing him like a sniper

[ayane-chan-loves-water]

how pinterest sees me 🥹

Animal-Place-Flower-Character-Season-Hobby-Food-Color-Drink

(if the first option that shows up is a whisper just look up that specific thing without the text)

@inthehousethatalwaysrains @lightsabersandbluecookies @kingkit7734 @meowcreep @still-em0 @chocochipbrownie @stophatecrimingme @caravalxjurdan240 @skeletal-spire-man @starsndaggers @paper-stars-still-glow + open tags

[dazaisbaldspot]

joining this cause yes (˵ ¬ ؂ ¬˵)

@g0d0fcha0s @red-snow-phantom @minicatknife @cmd-shift4 @mayando

[g0d0fcha0s]

Hi ceceee ty for the tag heh

@jaxson-r14 @azaleafr @r-a-v-e-n1 @bepbopzoobedoob @b3an-i3 @shawkra-koisuru

[thebumblestbees]

bro I'm not even that passionate about jester what 💔 but lowk i feel complemented

@poptartsquirrel @k1ller-bunnyy

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[thebumblestbees]

crazy how people just don't change forms for bed anymore

[dazaisbaldspot]

i made this last night cause i couldnt sleep ahahehea ig u can take this as a thing to know a bit more about me im also tagging @g0d0fcha0s @cmd-shift4 @red-snow-phantom @mayando @minicatknifeto @ston3-h3art3d-deactivated202605 do this with me cause why not :3

[g0d0fcha0s]

[thebumblestbees]

[recoiled4]

[thebumblestbees]

i mean it is what it is

[alleyway221]

hi, no question, you're just really cool :3

blessing of bees be upon ye

Thank u! I humbly accept these bees, truly an honor. uvu

[pukicho]

Why do you keep showing up on my feed please leave me alone

Hey, you there?

[thebumblestbees]

"hey bbg you up"

[pukicho]

How long are you Tumblr?

Okay

[thebumblestbees]

9 feet

[thebumblestbees]

Ykw I'm ok being sick if I get to take NyQuil. I love NyQuil and the coma it induces in my insomniac ass so I'll happily chug it.

The plus sides of my being sick as a kid: Video games!! TV!! All day!! Hell yes!!

My insomniac ass now, doing shots of NyQuil like it's tequila: hell YEAH mufuckers we gonna go to sleep in SECONDS tonite

[thebumblestbees]

"All canons are Miku" I say as I don my pirate hat with a hearty "Yarrr", firing several blue haired Japanese digital weapons in the direction of the enemy ship