The Four-Eyed Buzzi

“We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?” ― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

[kyt-online]

wen u come home and u gotta act sober

[poolsofsorrow-wavvesofjoy]

late 80s johnny depp is having none of ur rape culture bullshit

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[wilwheaton]

Milky Eh. I just died.

Ded.

[shyloflynn]

As a Canadian, I approve.

[nevver]

Even though I don’t miss you, Chelsea Martin

[shencomix]

The tension

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[meldee]

“Circle softs”

“Dishy squishers”

“Spongie toughies”

Target what the sweet hell????

[torios]

[bigmamagumbo-deactivated2017021]

PUFFY FLUFFS

[estradoll]

Did their marketing department hire Aziz Ansari?

[angelus80]

Yes.

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[antsatapicnic]

[fyp-psychology]

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.

Richard Carlson  (via fyp-psychology)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’ve never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail.

[grimelords]

I can hear the kids next door yelling “puppy power!” at each other and I cannot believe I am being forced to live this close to Scrappy Doo sympathisers

[stacys-mom]

[thenephewofbob]

I’ve waited FOREVER for this

[hydrogeneportfolio]

The complete ‘Women Who Changed Science - And The World" collection in honor of the 95th Women’s Equality Day.

Purchase Here!

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[ahsadler]

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

[zahbeth]

someone’s getting coal this year

[marvelous-goose]

IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER WHO BROUGHT IT BACK

[double-dented-archive]

its time

[lavaffair]

Halloween was YESTERDAY

[thornsword]

so that means it’s CHRISTMAS today!

[magical-awesome-kid]

HALLOWEEN IS TODAY!

[thornsword]

CHRISTMAS

[buttonpoetry]

Cam Awkward-Rich - “Waiting in Line”

“I say, ‘excuse me, excuse me, I don’t mean to be rude,’ but then the air becomes this soundproof pane of glass I keep hitting up against.”

Performing at the former Soap Boxing Poetry Slam, now Button Poetry Live! Check out Cam’s new book, and subscribe to Button on YouTube!

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for