my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me
Huge news: we are beyond excited to announce that we have partnered with Skybound for our very first official graphic novel!!
More info: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158042663
thrilled that this comic is announced!! It's been such a joy to draw this story 🌻🌸🌱
If Emily is Brennan’s nemesis, an equal opponent he respects even as she endeavours to destroy him, and Ally is his supervillain, a chaotic and malevolent force within the established reality and confines of D20, then Katie is an eldritch horror so far beyond his comprehension, a being of pure, unpredictable and unknowable evil from outside reality, engendering utter madness as a perfectly reasonable response to encountering her.
"Alice Through The Looking Glass" at Guildford Castle in England
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new
I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.
« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.
I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.
happy pokemon day!! ◓⃙ ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ • *✰
i had so much fun working on this i might just start gen 2 immediately after teehee
more ancient horse mamaposting
𝔰𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔡𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫
The father in question
wishing everyone a restful rest of the year 🤍 #yearofthehorse2026
stuck together (on purpose) 🤩