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Say you went from Tumblr to Twitter without saying you went from Tumblr to Twitter.

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Witch Bunny

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holy shit this is incredible animation

nachocici

Here’s a link to the artist YouTube channel!

Animation and maybe crazy stuffs! Sim, sou brasileira apesar de escrever em inglês por aí 😜🇧🇷 💙💛 💚 If you are looking to support me on P

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concerned parents

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i think it’s important to get deeply emotionally unironically involved in a bad piece of media whilst fully aware that it objectively sucks ass. like for your health or whatever

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Defend them from what?

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Presumably, from the consequences of their own actions.

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Trevor + not being able to catch a break

glumshoe

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

argumate

no but I wanna

glumshoe

it’s called “Humiliate The Boy” and it’s just line after line of Jafar making it Weird™️

including the very real lyrics “oh, we’ll emasculate him slowly/all the better to enjoy/how delicious to humiliate the boy”

Disney why

Disney I can’t kinkshame fast enough to keep up with this shit

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

after learning Ursula’s character design was based on a (truly splendid) drag queen, I just sort of got lazy with assuming she would always be the most salacious disney villain.

but apparently Jafar is a dom with a thing for twinks & humiliation play so what do i know

glumshoe

I don’t think I’d call Ursula especially salacious–she makes jokes implying that men only want sex, and she moves like a theatre major at the grocery store with their friends, but I wouldn’t describe her as horny.

I guess Frollo has a whole song about how horny he is, and both Gaston and Jafar also have “marry the heroine but in an evil way” as motives.

smokyquartz323

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

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Oh dear

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok someone do an alignment chart

bemusedlybespectacled

I made an alignment chart because I needed something to occupy my time. no one but frollo is on the “conflicted” bar because no other disney villain is anything but 100% comfortable with their sexuality and that’s that about that. gaston is evilly sexy, not evilly horny, because the only person gaston is horny for is gaston.

also, did we NOT already know jafar was kinky? was the slave girl outfit and hypnokink not a huge giveaway?

crispydumbass

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

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YUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Steak w/ Hasselback Potatoes - menwiththepot

mursejesse

Please turn on your location, I just wanna talk.

realshinjiikari

Watch this video to remove the curse that chefclub videos place on your soul

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Oh man that looks good actually

furbearingbrick

damn, now i’m hungry

arsuf

DEMON’S SOULS ▪ 16/?

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Reblog if you still love this family <333

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cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

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My most popular photo from deviantart, I took this 7-16-11 at our local renaissance fair. She was in the tournament ‘representing England’ at the time. When I talked to them I believe someone said that she was involved in another (non medieval) martial arts tournament or something of the like then as well.