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Good Golly Miss Molly

Mmmm. Tacos. Ok, aside from that aside, how’s it going? I’ve been stewing on posting for a couple days- I’m busier than ever. Had a couple “cheat” days but really I’ve kept those days lazy keto while being strict the rest of the time. Lazy being not stressing at keeping under 20 carbs, just aiming for under 40, and pretty much succeeding. I don’t think I’ve dropped out of keto from it- I get an…

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Noms

Well, the long weekend is over, and back to work tonight. It’s been ok- but let’s talk about the peanut incident of January. Turns out I really like them. Like enough to wreck my calories and carbs for a couple days. I don’t didn’t go over calorie but I did blow the carbs so yep, retaining water. Blah. I put the giant jar back into the cabinet, and I’m choosing to ignore them. Whole day, peanut…

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9 lbs and all is well!

Hi world! I’m sitting, enjoying my water, relaxing a bit with a small (ha, unintentional pun!) story of awesome. My go-to pairs of 3x scrub pants are literally falling apart. They’re the picture you see when you look up the word threadbare in the dictionary. Out of desperation I tried on my 2x pants. They pulled up and fit! Don’t get me wrong, they’re snug but I could comfortably sit in them…

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Small victories

Well, the week is over, how did I do? Surprisingly, not bad! I’m ketotic, and not nauseous anymore. That first week hump is goddamned murder. It’s like morning sickness with no prize at the end- like punishment: “Yo! You’re fat and should suffer!” No, that’s not right. When you get over 300lbs, there’s probably something more than simple “Hand to Mouth Syndrome”. With me, it’s PCOS and most…

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Not really but

I love it. But no, I didn’t celebrate my 4/20 reduced to 1/5 traditionally. I went to the comic book store (@comicbookjones), picked up 3 months of comics, came home, then fed the kids McDonald’s dinner, I abstained!, and then I slept on the couch on my @brooklynbedding pillow. This thing is amazing. Today has been awesome. Going to pick up the mama and friend at the aeropuerto in a few, gonna…

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Fibbilation!!!

I’d like to introduce you guys to the banes of my ever loving existance. Meet: Metformin 750xr, Celebrex 200 And our guest of honor: Victoza. AKA why I’ve been puking my guts out for the better part of this week. This shit is good for keeping the sugars steady, and has a side effect of weight loss. It also has the side effect of constant nausea and lets just call it “Lower GI issues”. Tmi?…

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#beetus #diet #Keto #KSKO #loss #meds #sv #weight loss

Good lord.

Yeah. If the babby is sleeping, take meds and go to sleep. Don’t be cute and eat first. Not yet at least. Not used to the meds yet. (Kids, this is why medication compliance is a big deal. No joke, ok- take your meds. Keep your breakfast, keep your toes!) Gotta love the “weight loss” side effect I pretty much forgot about. Giving up my breakfast as a sacrifice to the porcelain god was not how I…

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#babby #diet #Keto #sick

Shoot. So, quick catch up. I went to school. I graduated. I gained back every motherfucking pound I lost.

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Ketochow Day 2: Snowmageddon 2016

or, #jonasblizzard if you’re into that twitter sorta thing. The Y is closed, the busses aren’t running (starting at noon as per the MTA), and, baby, it’s cold out there. So, well, that makes my plans of hitting the pool and swimming a couple laps totally moot, and that’s ok- I’ll just really watch my calories (yay ketochow. I mixed up 3 shakes last night), and do some shoveling later- its ok,…

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#Keto #Ketoc #Low Carb

I'm not happy with me

I’m not happy with me

Wow, what an emo headline, but it is the truth. A year ago I had a 100 lb weight loss, and oh man have I back slid. It’s not okay, but I’ve hit the point of ‘get our shit in gear’ and fix this. (aka, my clothes don’t fit.) Yeah, my scrubs are too snug, and I will not have that. So, the plan (which is slightly nuts, but surprisingly well researched) is to do 30 days of KetoChow as a trial.…

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Christmas Eve is upon us!

And, I’m really looking forward to sharing. First off, I made a blood orange and Meyer lemon curd pie with candied Meyer lemon slices last night. It’s sweet and tart, and just incredible. My insane plan today is to live-blog all our prep so you all can experience a quasi-traditional Italian-American-and very mixed heritage Christmas Eve dinner. “How?!?” I can hear you ask. “Nutty, how are…

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Songs of Me!

Lets start from the beginning. Well, somewhere near the beginning, Ok, ok, fairly recently, I’ve gotten very into this online show called Critical Role. Basically, it’s 9 (well now 8, but that’s a story for another time) of the most talented Voice Actors in the industry right now geeking out and playing D&D on Thursday nights at 7 pst/10 est on www.twitch.tv/geekandsundry. They have developed a…

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#Charity #Critical Role #Critters #Music #Peek Inside #Playlist

I'm still alive

I’m still alive

But just barely. That’s ok- school and work are ok- very busy. Currently enjoying Twitter @mrs_cashew and cosplay and care plans. Ok not enjoying the careplans so much. Yay life. (Help me…)

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Dinner Time: Baked Pork chop and Eggplant Carroza, Keto Style.

Did I mention gluten free? Because yeah! You know it! So, I breaded half my pork chops with honey mustard and GF crumbs. They’re good, and the hubby and the kids like them. Me? Yeah, twoo luv fuh’reals but not what I’d call Keto friendly. Mine? Just a s&p dusting, and some ranch powder. I used to swear I’d never use it, but like anything else, I tried it. It’s tangy like buttermilk, and it’s…

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Dinner Time: Baked Pork chop and Eggplant Carroza, Keto Style.

Did I mention gluten free? Because yeah! You know it! So, I breaded half my pork chops with honey mustard and GF crumbs. They’re good, and the hubby and the kids like them. Me? Yeah, twoo luv fuh’reals but not what I’d call Keto friendly. Mine? Just a s&p dusting, and some ranch powder. I used to swear I’d never use it, but like anything else, I tried it. It’s tangy like buttermilk, and it’s…

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