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NEW ACCOUNT TILL TUMBLR FIXES THIS ONE IS
@thebestwondergirl
//So done 😔
I’m making a new account and moving all of cassies stuff there until this ones fixed
I’ll still have access to this one since its linked to my main and other alts so if it ever does get fixed I can use this one again
but until then new account it is 😭
i’m going to continue any current threads there aswell
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Idc? I didn't listen to max:3
No. I. Will. Not. Let. You. You dont understand
Ok well am i max? No im not, your grounded <3
Well then explain to me, because so far I dont really see a good reason as to why I cant get you back
Ill just run out? Tf?
I CANT ITS I ITS SO MUCH BETTER HERE
And I’ll just catch you <3
HOW IS IT BETTER IN HELL
>:(
ITS LESS HELL THEN HAVING TO BE AROUND ALL OF YOU
♥️
What…?
😞
I CANT STAND IT
no, take my love with joy
♥️♥️♥️
We can stop pestering you as much we do, just please dont leave…
😔😞
NO JUST I- I WANT TO HURT YOU ALL SO BAD! EVEN BEFORE TALON
TAKE IT WITH JOY
💗💗💗
Well then come back and do it, I dont mind, I’m amazonian bart, harder to hurt remember?
: /
NO I WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!
TAKE IT WITH A SMILE
…No <3
I'm not joking. Even before talon. I just want to rip your heart out
Aww I love you too <33
I can live with that, I cant live with no bart
:)
PLEASE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I-
<33333
I CARE- I CANT LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU BART-
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Idc? I didn't listen to max:3
No. I. Will. Not. Let. You. You dont understand
Ok well am i max? No im not, your grounded <3
Well then explain to me, because so far I dont really see a good reason as to why I cant get you back
Ill just run out? Tf?
I CANT ITS I ITS SO MUCH BETTER HERE
And I’ll just catch you <3
HOW IS IT BETTER IN HELL
>:(
ITS LESS HELL THEN HAVING TO BE AROUND ALL OF YOU
♥️
What…?
😞
I CANT STAND IT
no, take my love with joy
♥️♥️♥️
We can stop pestering you as much we do, just please dont leave…
😔😞
NO JUST I- I WANT TO HURT YOU ALL SO BAD! EVEN BEFORE TALON
TAKE IT WITH JOY
💗💗💗
Well then come back and do it, I dont mind, I’m amazonian bart, harder to hurt remember?
: /
NO I WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!
TAKE IT WITH A SMILE
…No <3
I'm not joking. Even before talon. I just want to rip your heart out
Aww I love you too <33
I can live with that, I cant live with no bart
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Idc? I didn't listen to max:3
No. I. Will. Not. Let. You. You dont understand
Ok well am i max? No im not, your grounded <3
Well then explain to me, because so far I dont really see a good reason as to why I cant get you back
Ill just run out? Tf?
I CANT ITS I ITS SO MUCH BETTER HERE
And I’ll just catch you <3
HOW IS IT BETTER IN HELL
>:(
ITS LESS HELL THEN HAVING TO BE AROUND ALL OF YOU
♥️
What…?
😞
I CANT STAND IT
no, take my love with joy
♥️♥️♥️
We can stop pestering you as much we do, just please dont leave…
😔😞
NO JUST I- I WANT TO HURT YOU ALL SO BAD! EVEN BEFORE TALON
TAKE IT WITH JOY
💗💗💗
Well then come back and do it, I dont mind, I’m amazonian bart, harder to hurt remember?
: /
NO I WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!
TAKE IT WITH A SMILE
…No <3
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Idc? I didn't listen to max:3
No. I. Will. Not. Let. You. You dont understand
Ok well am i max? No im not, your grounded <3
Well then explain to me, because so far I dont really see a good reason as to why I cant get you back
Ill just run out? Tf?
I CANT ITS I ITS SO MUCH BETTER HERE
And I’ll just catch you <3
HOW IS IT BETTER IN HELL
>:(
ITS LESS HELL THEN HAVING TO BE AROUND ALL OF YOU
♥️
What…?
😞
I CANT STAND IT
no, take my love with joy
♥️♥️♥️
We can stop pestering you as much we do, just please dont leave…
😔😞
NO JUST I- I WANT TO HURT YOU ALL SO BAD! EVEN BEFORE TALON
TAKE IT WITH JOY
💗💗💗
Well then come back and do it, I dont mind, I’m amazonian bart, harder to hurt remember?
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Idc? I didn't listen to max:3
No. I. Will. Not. Let. You. You dont understand
Ok well am i max? No im not, your grounded <3
Well then explain to me, because so far I dont really see a good reason as to why I cant get you back
Ill just run out? Tf?
I CANT ITS I ITS SO MUCH BETTER HERE
And I’ll just catch you <3
HOW IS IT BETTER IN HELL
>:(
ITS LESS HELL THEN HAVING TO BE AROUND ALL OF YOU
♥️
What…?
😞
I CANT STAND IT
no, take my love with joy
♥️♥️♥️
We can stop pestering you as much we do, just please dont leave…
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Idc? I didn't listen to max:3
No. I. Will. Not. Let. You. You dont understand
Ok well am i max? No im not, your grounded <3
Well then explain to me, because so far I dont really see a good reason as to why I cant get you back
Ill just run out? Tf?
I CANT ITS I ITS SO MUCH BETTER HERE
And I’ll just catch you <3
HOW IS IT BETTER IN HELL
>:(
ITS LESS HELL THEN HAVING TO BE AROUND ALL OF YOU
♥️
What…?
Im going to genuinely kms again if bart and elena get married first
No the fuck you aren't?
Well then stop them from getting married 😔
I called dibs
I get to marry you first
Its not fair
How about you just don't die again? Under any circumstances?
Cause if you die then I'm kmsing too-
No you dont get to sorry, i’m taking away those privileges from you
Hm, what a coincidence I took yours too
Guess neither of us get to die. Ever~
…You cant do that?
and I have like an infinite respawn button
or well until hades decides it finally “my time” or whatever
I can do whatever I like. Every part of you is mine
Just convince him it's not my time until you die either then! Simple!
I- Well- your not wrong, but-
maybe when hes not annoyed with me
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Idc? I didn't listen to max:3
No. I. Will. Not. Let. You. You dont understand
Ok well am i max? No im not, your grounded <3
Well then explain to me, because so far I dont really see a good reason as to why I cant get you back
Ill just run out? Tf?
I CANT ITS I ITS SO MUCH BETTER HERE
And I’ll just catch you <3
HOW IS IT BETTER IN HELL
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Idc? I didn't listen to max:3
No. I. Will. Not. Let. You. You dont understand
Ok well am i max? No im not, your grounded <3
Well then explain to me, because so far I dont really see a good reason as to why I cant get you back
Im going to genuinely kms again if bart and elena get married first
No the fuck you aren't?
Well then stop them from getting married 😔
I called dibs
I get to marry you first
Its not fair
How about you just don't die again? Under any circumstances?
Cause if you die then I'm kmsing too-
No you dont get to sorry, i’m taking away those privileges from you
Hm, what a coincidence I took yours too
Guess neither of us get to die. Ever~
…You cant do that?
and I have like an infinite respawn button
or well until hades decides it finally “my time” or whatever
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
IDCC
.. yes... I..
WELL-
IM YOUR MOTHER
UHM
YOU GROUNDED <3
Okay well bart your opinion for once isnt valid because im bringing you back no matter what <3
Im going to genuinely kms again if bart and elena get married first
No the fuck you aren't?
Well then stop them from getting married 😔
I called dibs
I get to marry you first
Its not fair
How about you just don't die again? Under any circumstances?
Cause if you die then I'm kmsing too-
No you dont get to sorry, i’m taking away those privileges from you
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?
She gave dibs up!!
That.. Wasnt talon
I KEPT MY DIBS
Bart then?
Im going to genuinely kms again if bart and elena get married first
No the fuck you aren't?
Well then stop them from getting married 😔
I called dibs
I get to marry you first
Its not fair
Ill never truly have her
I mean why would I? I'm always the punchline for a reason
...?
OH HII:3
...im going to come find you and then im gonna hug you
Why? :3
Cuz you're sad, you're filled with it and i don't know how to help so im just gonna be here for you
I don't get sad!
Everyone gets sad. You're a liar.
It's okay to have emotions
What no I do not get sad! I'm the happy one! I'm the funny ADHD punchline!
Or else I'm nothing
You are so much more than that speedy boy...
You're a full person,.not a joke,. you're a human with emotions, deams, aspirations, opinions, a life
You are a beautiful bundle of existence
I love you, all of you
Your ups and downs, your wrongs and rights, your joy and sadness, in sickness and health
Are they getting married right now-
If they get married before us I’m going to crash out
@elena-the-seer
Propose to me
I must beat mama
??
Are you sure?
Okey well can i at least do a nice proposal?
Let me get things ready
Yes yes take your time
...
Shit shit speed run time I'm not being beaten by my own son!
JHHJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHA
what. Cant let me have anything first?.. Everyone else does
Bart, I love you, but the guilt tripping doesn't work on me.
I wrote the book on parental guilt tripping with my mom
:(((
Plz?
I mean who knows!
I might b gone soon anyway
... Speedy proposal then double wedding?
:<<<<
FINE YOU CAN PROPOSE FIRST
How the fuck did you guilt trip ME
NO
NO HE FUCKING CANT
TRY AS HE MIGHT BART CANT GUILT TRIP ME IVE BUILT AN IMMUNITY
I MIGHT HAVE A SOFT SPOT FROM HIM BUT I KNOW ALL HIS TRICKS
Cassie:(I might be gone forever soon I just wanna marry her bc who knows I might not come back I habe limited time
No you dont?
I think you forgot the bit where we’re breaking into the underworld to get you back
marry her after that
But rember? It might not work! We arent for sure
besides I wont let you bring me back
So likeee
I’ll make sure it works
I’ll make it work
OMYGOD GO AWAY TALON
But still
... That wasnt..
No cissie and I get married first
We called dibs
what-?