Be Optimal

[toastbutteregg]

[chuckdrawsthings]

bffs out on their daily power walk/bitch sesh

[handsomedogs]

[banji-effect]

Glamour~

[ceasepool]

power

[nosdrinker]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

why is one girl missing an eye tho

[hangchillin]

shes keepin an eye out for selener

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[achillesthetic]

Et tu, overwhelming fear of academic failure?

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[keybladesoras]

I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

saddest part is that none of that feels exaggerated

[afewmarvelousthoughts]

Because it’s not. They really didn’t go overboard with any part of this episode. Even the payout that was offered the victim was, in corporate terms, totally viable. 

[aseaofquotes]

[koshurfrank-deactivated20180304]

If you’ve ever put a 3 lobe pepper in your mouth, you’re gay.

[dancing-cockroaches]

F E L L A S ….

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

They make those?

[umbrelllaklaus]

Out of context Umbrella Academy as told by spongebob

[majortomwaits]

me after one shower

[sagansense]

[neaq]

Just look at her, isn’t she magnificent?!

[currentsinbiology]

Yes, she sure is!

[swarnpert]

unsalted fries

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[doll]

i hope these wizard pugs make your day better