Kristen

assistant to the regional manager twitter instagram

[twixnmix]

Jean-Michel Basquiat photographed by Julio Donoso, 1988.

[glumshoe]

Pillow 1: beneath my head

Pillow 2: between my knees

Pillow 3: the huggin’ pillow

Pillow 4: against my back to anchor me to this plane of reality

[glumshoe]

pillows 5-8 do not have formalized roles but are able to arrange themselves into a nest as needed

[memescomedy]

[rsvpgallery]

[omgs]

how I look at 3 am when I come downstairs searching for food

[flowerinaflame]

Me high at the art gallery

[hoebutmadefashion]

she is a… curator

[democraticsenator]

IM LITERALLY FUCKING WHEEZING AT THIS LMFAOOOOOO

[b0is]

[greelin]

not to sound like a 40 yr old but socks are literally THE most iconic present… wacky/printed ones… fuzzy ones… just plain old socks… love me some socks bitch i love being cozy.. comfy, if you will

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[tampcr]

what i’m thinking when i like your post even though no part of it applies to me

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]

[hangchillin]

Haven't been in here in a minute but I'm back now! Here are some of my portraits I've done in the past two months, if anyone wants one feel free to message me I'll be around a little more

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

the real lad

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

feed him a cheesburger through perfectly-shaped mouth hole and he tells you a secret

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

the secret is that he loves you

[thisisntmycat]

[gasteiatp]

i got baaaaangs-a

[brown-nena]

How Amazon reviews go:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

⭐️ “Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts