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You will hear a case about a woman being assaulted, tortured and murdered and people will be like BUT DID DUH DOG DIE????????????????????????

ordr

i do

dogpuppy

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datadegroove-deactivated2026042

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

rioblitzle

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

malibuklaus

milkshakebun

longseasons

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

it’s kind of crazy how people will jump on you if you complain about doctors online. like I’m not a science denier or uneducated doofus. i am respectful and i know health care is a difficult field and requires an immense amount of education. im just mad that they dismiss my mothers symptoms of pain as ‘just getting older’ and refused to get me a simple blood test until I begged when I was literally half bald from a vitamin deficiency. be so fr right now.