Ask the Disobedient Shifter and the Corporal

Hi! My name is Eren and Levi here says fuck off... but that's just him...I'm always up for answering questions and doing role plays. I am also open to non cannon AUs. I'll even drag Levi to help!

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JUDGEMENT DAY

If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:

202-759-7766

If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites

-Google

-Wikipedia

-Twitter

-Uber

-Snapchat

-Spotify

-YouTube

-Facebook

-Netflix

-Gmail

-Soundcloud

-Instagram

-ALL online games and networks

-ALL online shopping services

-ALL online classes

-ALL the porn

Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media

-CALL: 202-418-1000

Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s show it

@shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen

[thecorporalandhisbrat]

Our inbox is pretty empty....

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COULD YOU GUYS DO A THING WHERE LEVI ASKS EREN TO THE PROM AND IS ALL SHY AND AWKWARD ABOUT IT

Fuck yea we can

[thecorporalandhisbrat]

Hey guys

so we’re looking for prompts so if there’s anything you want us to do just send it in the ask and we’ll probs do it... unless I delete it like I’ve done multiple times since we got this blog... 

[thecorporalandhisbrat]

Do you consider cheesecake to be pie or key lime pie to be cake? Because they're both the same consistency. Or would you consider them more like jello? Also, what's your favorite type of pie?

well technically cheesecake is a pie? I mean it isn’t made with flour and almost all cakes need flour. But I mean you can also argue that it’s cake. Why must you ask me these questions that make me rethink my life???? Are you the devil’s spawn??? and mine (Eren’s) is dark chocolate pecan pie. While Levi’s is french silk.

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Hello! Here is the parody AoT song that I was talking about. Hope you like it!

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Heya! So do you accept fanmade AoT submissions here? Could I submit this little parody AoT song that I wrote here? :)

hell yea, mah doode. And we'll maybe put it on our page. It's kinda hard since I (Eren) is the one to be the most active on our blog and I run it from my phone but I shall try my hardest... but if I fail I'll make Levi do it... because love is crying until your lover helps you or feels bad and does it for you XP

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Proof that this blog is ran by Satan

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Eyyyyyy..... Eren here.... Please don't throw us into the fire.... I swear we're trying. Its just that school has been beating our asses because it's the end of the year and we have to keep our grades up... I love you guys. I swear we both do (even if Levi grumbles about it) just give us a few weeks until school ends and we'll update as often as I'm sure all of you want. Eren out 👌✌

[pananimal]

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To that one kid XP 

~Eren

[thecorporalandhisbrat]

I didn’t feel like taking the screen shot… Fight me

[thecorporalandhisbrat]

Mwahahahaha that twas the point @genjutsugoddess

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Remember when I said I'd put them up in a few hours.... I sorry. Blame Levi...

[thecorporalandhisbrat]

Why do you ship pedophilia?

*leans in… Real close* *presses lips to ear* *obnoxious breathy breathing* you have no idea how long I've waited and how happy it makes me to finally get hate… As to your question why the fuck not. But the better question is why don’t you? Also honey bun you might want to check out how we bend the age. *licks ear* be gone.

[bogleech]

Okay reblog if you’re an artist who STRONGLY PREFERS reblogs with commentary

People are apparently under the impression that reblogging someone’s art and adding a comment is frowned upon and that can’t possibly be true, every artist I know of sees a reblog-comment as like the ultimate definitive reward for their hard work.

Obviously don’t feel bad for NOT adding a comment if you’re shy or just don’t know what to say, but if there’s something you would like to say about a drawing you’ve liked enough to reblog, I’m pretty sure most artists crave hearing it.

[thesnadger]

This applies to art, fic, dumb theories, whatever! I totally love reading tags and commentary!

Definitely re-emphasizing that ALL reblogs, likes, etc are awesome! So don’t feel bad/feel obligated to add something if you don’t want to, but don’t hold back if you DO wanna add something because you’re worried it’s rude.

[killushawn]

I know I never post stuff like this but…wow is it true. I read every single reblog comment, and every single tag. When someone says something, it always puts a smile on my face…and yeah.

[thecorporalandhisbrat]

I didn't feel like taking the screen shot... Fight me