im cool

I'm Mary and I hate my entire account wow

[druidcity-blog]

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.

go to Settings

go to General

go to Accessibility (sixth option down)

the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.

open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji

highlight the emoji and select Speak

listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”

sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever

DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

[horrorpandas-deactivated2015051]

*sweating nervously*

[supersoldiercarter]

#A TRUE CHRISIS

[pitbull]

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

[notxam]

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

[copyrlght]

when your mom asks you to clean your room

[hroakie-blog]

[acmelabrat]

[iguanamouth]

[objectpermanences]

I laughed so hard no sound came out

[frackingg]

WiFi: connected

Me: then fucking act like it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[elflizard-deactivated20171025]

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

[seriousjones]

fishing in animal crossing

[bidoof]

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

[conbiniiko]

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

[donutsornonuts]

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

[willow]

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

[goatish]

perform the following ritual

[realitytvgifs]

[fagflow]

[tiredandbloody]

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

[blackdenimjeans]

Is it possible I’m actually carrying a foal?

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

especially if you live in Arkansas

[nickelodeon]

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

[chrihyonce-deactivated20140803]

i bet this is the color of his sperm.