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One of my favorite quotes

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

theroguefeminist

win

Science is a way of knowing the material universe. It operates under strict rules:

-Based on quantifiable and repeated material observations

-Must not depend on ‘otherworldly’ explanations to be valid (must be able to disprove)

#TeamNye #Evolution debate #BillNye #he's awesome #where's the kangaroo fossils?

It's amazing the secrets you learn from those who are mildly inebriated...

tastefullyoffensive

[ellen]

#ellen degeneres #funny #love this!

rhydonmyhardon

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

#funny #so true #bugs #evil little bastards

timid

we accept the food we think we deserve

timid

haha who am i kidding im eating that food whether i deserve it or not

#funny #food

You're welcome.

HILARIOUS!!!

#must read #spotify #hot guys #music #actors #beautiful men

andy-renee1

#big bang theory #funny #lord of the rings

humortrain

edwardspoonhands

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

reading-thoughts

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse that what I wear puts swagger in my gait; though twenty shillings have I in my purse, my self-esteem and manhood both inflate when lofty furs I purchase for a cent. Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot. I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks. These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot to those, like me, more frugal in their looks. Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores, I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores. - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”