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|~They/Them~| Thanks for stopping by! My art/animations are tagged #thecouchart or you can check them out at my art blog @thecouchart

[thecouchart]

VESSEL

[pangur-and-grim]

when I was a kid I tried writing a story about a pegasus that hatched from an egg. a girl found it and brought it to her house, and the line that follows is now permanently stuck in my head. because the pegasus was brand new, right? just born? experiencing the world with pussy fresh eyes? so when it saw the windows of her house, it said "what the heck, it's as though transparent lakes have somehow been shaped into rectangles and firmed up to make the rectangles solid."

and after writing that line, I just shut down Microsoft word in disgust and walked away and did something else for a while. never touched that story again, because jesus christ.

[pangur-and-grim]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[vinceioum]

yeah im not gonna have kids

"ohh youll probably change your mind when your older"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"but youre so good with kids"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"youre too young to know that for sure"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"you might meet someone that you really want to start a family with"

IM NOT FUCKING HAVING KIDS !!!!!!

[melonwah]

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[bisthefairy]

This looks like a fucking Deltarune theory

[plaingreekyogurt]

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

[fortunesfolly]

i think this guy made me realise something back in 2015

[qqchurch]

[rickybabyboy]

teach me youre ability

[plantnerderyallday]

Annual deer post:

If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.

This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.

Leave the fawn alone.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.

Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.

[loveletterworm]

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[sanguine-humor]

btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off

(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[viralfrog]