All I Wanted Was My Own Coloney

|Steven universe blog|15|Australia|Brodie|He/Him|None of this is my art|

[bandtshirt]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[markv5]

Большие кошки тоже любят коробки.

[artemisbarnowl]

“big kitties also love boxes”

[tooiconic]

oh my god he is so happpy

[princesstigerbelle]

I love cats so much

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s some more big cats in boxes

[shaeeldera]

That last one isn’t a big cat in a box. It’s clearly a giraffe. Can’t you read?

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

i went to an art gallery for the first time yesterday and there was a long ass monkey on the floor and now i feel cursed

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

imagine walking into an art gallery for the first time in your life and seeing this

[lmaonade]

Didn’t you used to be 21?

sometimes things change anon i’m sorry 

[artifiziell-deactivated20260518]

My take on a Rainbow Quartz if they had fused before PD reformed as Rose… she’d be a lot bigger than the version we’ve seen

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[lovingrot]

me when i hear a single pluck on a banjo:

[kngmnmlst-deactivated20140523]

[foosili]

confy

[acoolguy]

[artifiziell-deactivated20260518]

turquoise but with lapis's baseball outfit

oh no you found my weaknessthe rubies: “do humans come with 4 arms? yeah, yeah I think I remember hearing that somewhere”

[teathattast]

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

[smollesbianandreadytocry]

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

[anonymoustypewriter]

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

[icebats]

I cleaned Will’s family’s kitchen because they have fucking mice and a fly problem and the second his mom got home the counter suddenly has a dirty pan, open chips, an open cheese jar, a cheesy lid, a dirty spatula, a big ass plastic bag with arsenic blocks in it, a torn chocolate cake mix packet, and a sauce covered tupperware lid strewn about 🙃

And somehow??? Somehow there is an entire plate just sitting on the floor

How 🙃 does 🙃 she 🙃 live 🙃 like 🙃 this

[icebats]

The mice in this house are going to form an alliance and rise up against us and i am powerless but to watch it happen. I may strike a deal with them when the time comes, become prince of the mice, king of the rodents, and i will rest upon a royal throne made of the fallen food that this family refuses to clean up off of the ground

[icebats]

I am attempting to establish spiritual communication with their people

[icebats]

He

[icebats]

THE ORACLE IS HARD AT WORK

[icebats]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[icebats]

You sick fucks wanted me to Ask Later so here you go

The Wise Ones shat all over the last paper so i had to make a new one, and we’ve caught and released about 5 mice since yesterday, so I don’t know how fast they’ll be to answer, but we will see if they grant me their Prophecies

Thus Begins, The Final Consultation

[icebats]

HHNNGG THEY TOOK A PIECE AND CARRIED IT BACK WITH THEM

[icebats]

TWO

[the-memedaddy]

Me_irl

[hostilemuppet]

How many brain cells have you lost since joining Tumblr

Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with

[catchymemes]

First look at “Assassin’s Creed: Monarchy.”

[pomeranian2]