Ayyyy

Insert generic bullshit here

[borgbot]

There’s something here, I just can’t quite express it. You know what I mean???

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[fivewantscoffee]

The Umbrella Academy when they're in trouble:

[bebx]

I believe they share a brain cell

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[a-ndrez]

🔲🟥

Okarun (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wormcosmologies]

[eowynstwin]

All of this “you don’t have to orgasm to have good sex” rhetoric I’ve been seeing going around lately is absolutely going to make it back to straight men and not in the way any of these fucking optimists are hoping for

[innnhandeii]

[mikewheelerfan2022]

Get them all to 25% (help is allowed and Tumblr better work this time)

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[devinellekurtz]

He wants some bread… 🥖🥐 Twitter I Instagram

[whenyourfavouritedies]

[ID: A digital drawing of the front of a bakery, a small dragon sits outside on the front steps staring up into the window. Outside it’s dark and raining, the light from the bakery is warm orange, the window full of shelves of bread. The bakery is called “Indigo’s”, and on the window reads “bakery cafe”. /End ID]

[deus-e]

[ifeeltheblame]

[Image description: The same dragon now lays on a pile of bread with some chunks torn out of them, fast asleep in the backroom of the bakery, near some sort of fire with the racks of different kinds of bread all around the storage area. They are safe and full. Description on post reads, “He got his bread.” End ID]

[orangechickenpillow]

Oh thank god

[a-motherfcking-fish]

This is so Satoru coded

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

[kosmogrl]

[dean-colette-deactivated2026050]

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

[henderys]

unrealistic. blocked,

[creetch]

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

[headspace-hotel]

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

[e-102]