Fight Me: The Musical

Kel☆21☆FL☆NB I like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, OFF, and The Arcana. (Any pronouns are fine!)

[transxfiles]

not to be That Person but nonbinary people shouldn’t have to have a complex knowledge of the history of gender in every culture and scientific studies on gender vs biological sex and a history of all the neopronouns ever made and then be able to explain all of these to people we’re meeting for the first time ever in order to be respected and not misgendered. nonbinary people should be able to just go up to someone and give their pronouns and gender and have no one question it. we should not have to be scholars in a wide array of subjects and then have to articulate this to strangers in order to be taken seriously. thank you and have a nice day.

[veeranger]

one of the first laws that needs to go when we abolish the police nationwide is loitering laws. there’s absolutely no reason the state should be able to arrest and fine me for like. existing in public.

[veeranger]

and it goes without saying that these laws are used to target black people as well as the homeless

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

And laws against sleeping in cars. Not only is it used to target homeless people who may have no choice but to sleep in a car, it is also very dangerous and promotes driving while tired.

[luntfontanne]

loitering and vagrancy laws are rooted in the black codes that were enacted mainly in 1865-6 following the civil war explicitly as a means of arresting free black people and incarcerating them as a source of involuntary unpaid labor to replace the institution of slavery that had just been abolished

[legionofcrows]

lowkey I feel like a lot of people my age & younger think selfcare is like “treat yourself to new outfit” or “put on a facemask” or “have an extra scoop of ice cream” but i cannot stress enough that sometimes selfcare is “brushing your teeth” and “cleaning your room” and “eating some fruit” or “going for a walk”

It’s not just about the frivolous ‘treat-yourself’ stuff. most of the time it’s about actually taking care of your body’s basic needs 

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[sealingfate-deactivated20221109]

please to anyone that sees her hijab-less mugshots DO. NOT. SHARE. THEM. and ask the op to take them down for it is rude and insensitive to her!!!!!

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

For anyone who doesn't know a lot about hijabs, what that cop did was essentially the equivalent of taking her shirt

[expiredpersona]

[intercal]

watches this instead of what’s on TV

[gemstone-gynoid]

Plato’s allegory of the cave

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

People on Facebook got angry at him and accused him of abusing his cat because he had him in the tub “against his will” not knowing that that breed needs daily batheing to keep their coat healthy and it’s wild. He was just being positive and cute and people were shitting on him.

[barefeetinsoil]

You don’t need to bathe your cat every day. They do that themselves.

But once or twice every few months is okay to my understanding

[fragilefox]

Ravioli is a cornish rex, meaning he doesnt have fur, only “down”. cornish rexes lack the guard hairs that repel dust, allergens, grime etc and need to be fully bathed at least once every 7 days & wiped with a warm washcloth 1-2 times daily, more if the house the cat lives in is particularly dusty or has lots of airborne pathogens. it’s the same with Sphynx (hairless) cats, which iAmMoshow (the guy in the vid) also owns! iirc he has two sphynxes, ravioli, and a standard domestic shorthair. he knows what hes doing!

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Sometimes… pets don’t know what’s best for them!

[lovecoralei]

but even if the cat didn’t need it, set aside that it does, why would you see this man bathing his pet and being soft and gentle and telling kitty I love you…and think this is animal abuse? like ??

[ororomunroedontpullout]

It’s racism

[stupidusernamerequest-blog]

^^^ there it is

[catchymemes]

[politijohn]

Is this...looting?

[valtsv]

i am the ceo of extremely niche memes

[valtsv]

hall of shame

[valtsv]

[onewhoturns]

To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice

[a-dragon-and-an-eagle]

My feelings towards Dragon age. Yeah there are SOME dragons in it. But you can’t tell me its a fucking age of dragons and have two at most!

[roachpatrol]

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys. 

[andisupreme]

I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent. 

[team-lionheart7]

I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.

[puppybearuniverse]

I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen

[pinktwink]

I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever

[thelilnan]

i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.

[bloodydelirium-deactivated20190]

I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.

[chloe-bourgeois-is-big-gay]

I was in class one time and we were talking about allergies and someone turned around to me and asked “how allergic are you to nuts?”

My friend says, “obviously not enough if she’s bi.” the class lost it.

[grifalinas]

Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all “you straight back here?” My response of “not even a little, but the stockroom is clean” made her lose it

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mind 

[scumbagsblog]

BOI I HAVEN’T EVEN HEARD THAT GENDER ONE YET AND I’M NB THIS REALLY IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[thedarkdomain]

Wait a minute…

[scrabblezard]

This is what American politics is like

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

[justanedgychild]

Absolutely!!

[surviving-ardor-thriving]

Most definitely!

[the-butt-of-achilles]

If I had the opportunity to get my wife that I love out of Hades I would simply not turn around to check if she's there

[the-butt-of-achilles]

RIP to Orpheus but I'm different

[the-butt-of-achilles]

I mean RIP to Eurydice foremost

[fatepolyhedron]

plane shift

die: crystal caste moonstone jade

[caviria]

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams