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littlestpersimmon

Blessings Of The Wool Dragon

Nature is healing

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

neenarchive

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

lady-isabella-farnham

Hey babe? Yeah, I get that your oath means a lot to you, but- No, I’m not mad, I just want to make sure we are on the same page. The armour is fine, that’s not what bothered me. Yeah the clanking was a bit off putting, but I got past it. I don’t care about your squire being in the room, I felt amazing, just- Look, babe, saying the kings name was a bit much. I know you are loyal to him, but I’m your wife. Yes, you are a good knight, but I’d appreciate you keeping His Majesty out of our chambers

waestlandbaby

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

official-knight-posts

Don't lie to us! If you say you have a quest, I beseech you, convey the contents to me immediately! I am raring for battle.

Officiated, with disappointment!

basi-boy

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

thinginthedirt

i had the idea for this last tdov but it didnt come together until now 🥖🍷 though i'm not religious, this quote is beloved to me

m3dieval

Probably more than you ever wanted to know about 15th century armoured codpieces (a video by Arne Koets). But also a bit about groin armour in general.

brothermayhew

…i think i huave plague

monk-the-carlo

Brother the Vows

pangur-and-grim

some sort of sandwich

pangur-and-grim

alphacrone

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.