undergoing renovations

breaking my vow of silence to sow the tumblr ecosystem

[fairuzfan]

The thing about people who defend israelis is that they think imagined fears are equally important as active physical harm which is the foundation of all their arguments really no matter what it is.

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

I need y'all to watch this clip

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

[kiryuing]

[irisensata]

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

ok i'd seen posts about and references to the tiktok tunnel girl but today i finally saw one of her videos and it is SO much crazier than i imagined???

she has actual mining equipment? people made it sound like she was just digging holes but no this is a legit mine??? what the fuck???? so many questions

+ some of my favourite comments on the video

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

[baravaggio]

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

[mtndewloyalist-iv]

The strongest

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[mutiniir]

[hjartasalt]

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

[hjartasalt]

I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

[organell]

[mailboxman69]

I love baking

[lookcaitlin]

[odyssey-of-babbitt]

[kunosoura]

[strawberry-crocodile]

Bugs: Yeah I dont really like to box myself in with labels, but I like the word 'genderqueer'. I actually have a friend who I'm talking about using she/her pronouns with! I dont think im a woman per se, not that I don't love trans girls, but I am a queen.

Daffy: My mother alwayth called me a faggot. I don't know what it meanth, but I like the pizzaz.

[relelvance]

Is anyone here russian

[officialbabymetal]

i am

[relelvance]

Have you considered taking your time

[officialbabymetal]

Take my time with what

[relelvance]

Russian sounds like rushing a little

[officialbabymetal]

Ohhhhh now that you mention it it does. Good stuff!

[relelvance]

[unclefather]

[elusivemellifluence]

[Image description: text reads "I ordered a burger and told my waiter 'for every pickle I receive, I will destroy a city'. He returned with this and said 'My least favorite places'." This is followed by a photo of a plate with three pickle slices and a note reading "Silstee, Texas; Channelmew, Texas; Odessa, Texas." End ID]