Soup Enjoyer

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[henpillled-deactivated20241123]

i make a mean soup

[mousettte-deactivated20241119]

Now make one that is beautiful and true

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[magicalastronomies]

when you're petting a cat and the cat raises its tail it's to let you know that that's where the cat ends

[dogpuppy]

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[important-cat-pics]

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[schrodingers-anarchist]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[lew-basnight]

Nightmare ricotta rotation

[girlnumbers]

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

[mammalidentifier]

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

[lilu-the-almighty]

now you know who you are messing with

[dramatic-dolphin]

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

[dramatic-dolphin]

this is what the refrance

[lakevida]

what the fuck ever it's not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either

[retroactivebakeries]

they're not even ready to hear about the ring and the sword

[fivetrench]

OH MY GOD

[ampervadasz]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[cyber-newtype]

"big if true" and "many are saying this" are like sisters

[icarianarts]

Inventing new dishes

[mentalhellonline]