Cern

☀️He/ Him + It/ Its ⚜️26⚜️Black⚜️Trans 18+ Blog No Minors you will be blocked

[thecrowcern]

I will make you vile, and make you a spectacle

🪶⚜️Hello there!⚜️🪶

Only 18+ please! Any blank blogs, no age in bio or minors will be blocked.

About me:

⚜️Call me Cern!

⚜️Age: 26

⚜️Pronouns: He/Him

⚜️Black

⚜️Trans (FTM)

⚜️I'm a witch and have been for about 9 years now! I write primarily NSFW works and will dabble into Dark Content from time to time.

Current fandoms:

My AO3: here

My witchcraft blog/mini library: @cerns-library

Dnd sideblog: @theforrestjunction

Art Account: @thestagwitch33

Library Tag List

⚜️Requests: Open

⚜️Commissions: Closed for now

⚜️Recent Work :Hungry: Yuujirou Hanma x Reader

[squigglyworms]

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragon is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

[nomifae]

Gossip buddies~✨💜

[foldingfittedsheets]

So imagine you have a job as a maid and you get assigned to this rich girl. Her parents picked you to kind of keep her in line, she definitely has some anger issues but she's also really sweet and silly when she's not being kept down by her shitty family. Like, they keep locking her up whenever she does anything they don't like and you're like, I just work here, but you do feel for her.

Then one day they finally assign her to be part of the family business and she's really stoked until she sees the environmental impact it has and she tries to get her family to stop and honestly you are falling so hard for this woman. She loves nature and animals and neither of you have any idea how to run anything, like, you're literally just a maid, but you're in charge of this whole huge shebang.

You both try to convince her family to cut back on production but it's a no go and they're pissed that they finally gave her responsibility only for her to immediately cause new problems. Once her family says fuck off to her efforts to preserve the environment she's just like, okay, fuck it, and she dons a disguise to fight them off as a mysterious rebel and she says it was your idea and you think you were probably joking when you said it but she's so happy so you're like, yeah, okay, let's like, destroy your family's interest in this site.

So then you're just like rebels together and you finally confess how you feel and she feels the same and you are so happy. There's a ton of horrible war going on but she sees you as more than a decorative maid. She convinces you to help her fake her own death and you really don't want to but you're so stupid for this woman so you do it. Her family are so fucking pissed that they just fucking nuke the site, but even after her family drops a radioactive bomb that distorts and destroys pretty much all the ambient life you guys are kind of happy anyway, at least you have each other.

Only then she meets this absolutely useless beach bum musician, falls head over heels for him and dumps you really abruptly. Then she dies in childbirth to bear this absolute goober's baby that you promised to raise.

And you still love her and miss her and her kid is a lot like her and that hurts pretty much all the time and that's basically why Pearl in Steven Universe is Like That.

[yujateaandpi]

The could NEVER make me hate you Pearl steven universe THE Tragic Yuri

[kcheesh-deactivated20260526]

AJ in my style

Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy next!

[chapispng]

they love derpy :3

[tenyai]

(Part 1? lol)This got more ridiculous than I intended but here we are, a little rujinu aquarium date shenanigan inspired by @galaxyspeaking ‘s great aquarium date concept! I have a part 2 sketched out that’s more romantic and sappy but we’ll see if and when I get to it 🐠

[actuallynickels]

My take on Human Zooble! A few years before they joined the circus and were an aspiring tattoo artist. I know I'm their VA but that DOES NOT mean this is anything close to CANON. Just for fun!

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[milfposting69]

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[transshinonomes]

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

[transshinonomes]

he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter

[transshinonomes]

everyone tried to curse of 10k notes this. unsuccessfully. sad!

[spaciebabie]

trauma therapy has been swell

[loveletterworm]

I don't know if this is well known yet but if you stall for about 23 turns in the Tenna fight then there's special dialogue.

[jerseydebil]

dude what the fuck is his problem

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[dragunsblood]

twilight tries weed for the first time

[rednightmare18]

modding skyrim be like

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[tiffany-chan123]

So Summer Games Fest has been pretty good so far…