Relatable Lobsters

The name's Megano Oregano and sorry to disappoint but this page is for lobsters only. No mammals please only crustaceans

[ecstaticoblivion]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

Be kind to humans abused and exploited by capitalism

[bigforeheadgaaal]

Useful information ! Reblog ASAP 

[accidental-wedgie-deactivated20]

I always thought it was weird when I got a refill they gave me an entirely new one when it’s literally built so you can remove the actual medicine

[trixxhil]

What a Lesbian’s Hair Means 2 - @strange-aeons (x)

[strange-aeons]

you fuckin bet i do

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[swarnpert]

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

[plantfunerals]

but do aliens believe in me….

[lost-in-fandoms1999]

Is Agent Mulder having an existential crisis?

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

Jdjsjsjsks

[nightskyblufaith]

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

i literally can’t breathe from this

[piwiskiwi]

Go d

[thejamesbondwannabe]

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

[incorrectmcustuff]

FRIDAY: Boss, Someone is at Your Door.

Tony: okay well let them in and welcome them, i’m busy

FRIDAY: Of Course. Engaging “Hi Welcome To Chili’s” Maneuver

Tony: i can’t do anything anymone

[hiraethica-deactivated20210526]

@emi-the-demi

[lost-in-fandoms1999]

I am crying from laughing so hard! 😂

[spicymemesociety]

[citymod]

miss reba got kylie SHOOK

[plasticroyal]

true but does she have a top lip

[citymod]

dismantling kylie’s entire makeup line with only one lip? QUEEN!

[plasticroyal]

I AM SCREAMING!!

[thecupcaketheft]

Me during a polar vortex and I have to prove I am the ultimate Canadian.

[somecutething]

What are they doing!? 😂😂

[taragrimface]

the ritual

[sighinastorm]

[thecupcaketheft]

My boyfriend just fucking died thanks a lot. :(

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[angistudy]

just for luck 😭

[fluttershyshy03]

I have a spanish test soon. I need this.

[silver-river0999-deactivated202]

Science and social studies test please good luck pencil help me im begging you

[swiftysway-deactivated20181020]

math quarter test tommorrow and some other tests next days, plllleeeeeeeease

[treebros-is-real]

I have an English test tomorrow not gonna risk it

[mazai-jin]

Honestly. First time I will ever reblog one of these. I need it this semester

[thecupcaketheft]

Please save me oh lord!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[brakken]

skeletons

[owlmylove]

i have no idea what i just watched but i love it

[pretty-pink-seaslug]

Can I have the fries?

[thecupcaketheft]

But what lies does he want to hear?

[thecupcaketheft]

2am intrusive thought

Kill myself before exams so I don’t have to deal with the stress, or wait until after exams to kill myself so if I fail it won’t mess up my life aka procrastinate like I do with everything else in life so aka never.

[thecupcaketheft]

[thecupcaketheft]

When your boyfriend thinks he’s funny.