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over 21 | any pronouns | rat | no minors please! this serves as a side blog for more adultish jokes/topic/content that I don't wanna post with kids following me lmao. especially my siblings. main is @raiii-bee. some stuff may be NSFW, most of it isn't.

[uncoolmule]

yeah kiss each other. yeah.

[kotortwo]

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

[json-derulo]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[batmanshole]

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[flootzavut]

Genuinely - and I get that this is probably in part my aceness talking - if I can't hear the character voices in smut just as much as in non smut, then I can barely read it, much less find it hot.

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

suckin her cock welding style

[dinosaureleanor]

Hi. What does this mean?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

[dinosaureleanor]

Very well, carry on

[jimako-glass]

You should doodle Otacon in tight panties, showing his happy trail

He got the lacy-striped ones he saw in his anime. He was so fun to draw!

[amazoogle]

[misfiterators]

[finalhorsegirl]

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

[ptsilenthill]

This is being performed at the tumblr awards ceremony

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[flipchild]

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

[effemimaniac]

Not what he's called.

[flipchild]

What?

[flipchild]

[ausgoth]

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

[ausgoth]

youre so right brother

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[pregnantsecondo]

IM JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY CARD GAME 😭😭😭

[0sbrain]

[youtubepoopmusicvideo]

they kicked me out of the blunt rotation because i had an eerie dick and a creaking ass

[youtubepoopmusicvideo]

theres gotta be context for this why did i say it like actually

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]