maybe she's born with it, maybe it's goblin curses

they/them | 31 | bi-rom/grey ace | ♈☀️ | ♏⬆️ | ♏🌙 https://ko-fi.com/elru184

[almost-alive-arla]

A polyamorous flat but we play Flesh and Blood together. A polyarmory if you will

[christianhrt]

Ooh! Can I be the T.O?

[lssofficial]

[almost-alive-arla]

A polyamorous flat but we play Flesh and Blood together. A polyarmory if you will

[christianhrt]

Ooh! Can I be the T.O?

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

EVERYONE gets candy if they made the effort to show up. Everyone.

[my-ny]

Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful you started screaming

[spookyasmr]

[dilfgifs]

EWAN McGREGOR for Moto Guzzi V85 TT, 2019

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

[sleepy-bebby]

[naamahdarling]

You've heard of beach bod, get ready for swamp bod!

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[sophie-frm-mars]

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[master-missysversion]

I've been thinking about River and The Timeless Child, and I think it would be funny if the timeless child was actually just a human from a parallel universe where humans figured out and were proficient at time travel and so babies were often conceived in the vortex. And for whatever reason, conception and pre-natal exposure in the vortex causes them to develop regeneration and any other adaptation the timelords gained from the child

I just think there would be a real beautiful sense of irony in the timelords and the master especially looking down on humans only for it to be humanity that allowed their empire to flourish. And also that the person who most resembles the original blueprint of what makes someone a timelord, is River Song. I think both of these revelations would piss off the master hugely

[chumsterfire]

He's a grumpy young old gay tiefling that thinks he's a lone wolf but actually loves to love and is loyal to an incredible fault. And what's wrong with that? Nothing.

[the-greendalehumanbeings]

whether you shipped them or not, this was 100% their dynamic