Tt. Do not patronize me or I'll break your face

I am Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne's biological son. I use to be part of League of Assassins but now I work for the Batman as Robin. Age: 13 tracking: thedarkrobin (indi Damien Wayne account)

[thedarkrobin]

(I AM SO FUCKING PUMP!!!!)

[allthingsmusings]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[lifeandloveofafangirl]

Bruce is an extremely patient father.

[notasuperbrat]

@thedarkrobin

[otty-kun]

Damian fighting Ra’s al Ghul. Jon at the back tryin to stop them from fighting because ohana means family and family shouldn’t fight :’)

A commission from Excarnus

[bruce-wqyne]

Truly their fathers’ sons.

[damijon-sl]

Tired day at school (or very busy night…patroling)(https://twitter.com/0hb00/status/1019106061108719617)

[notasuperbrat]

@thedarkrobin

[twinkothydrake]

this is so domestic???

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”

[mydaddywasaplanet-deactivated20]

“Family is not a matter of biology, but of loyalty.”

— Stillwater (via sidusimmussilus)

[ydotome]

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract - Dir. Jay Oliva - April 18, 2017

[thedarkrobin]

notasuperbrat‌:

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thedarkrobin‌:

“Leave what alone? My animals? What are you going on about Kent?”

“NOT YOUR animals batdork, the ones in the CAVE!” he huffed and folded his arms over his chest. 

“THE ONES IN THE CAVE ARE MI- Hold on… Which cave are you talking about?”

“NOT THE BATCAVE YOU DINGUS” he took a breath and pointed to the one they where about to explore. 

“Oh...Than why didn’t-” Damian paused. “...Did you just call me a DINGUS? Honestly, your vocabulary is horrible.” 

[g-on-ef]

Jon: did it hurt ???

Damian: did what hurt ???

Jon: when you fell from heaven ???

Damian: *gasp* did you just called me Satan ??? !!!

[notasuperbrat]

@thedarkrobin

[thedarkrobin]

notasuperbrat‌:

thedarkrobin‌:

“Leave what alone? My animals? What are you going on about Kent?”

“NOT YOUR animals batdork, the ones in the CAVE!” he huffed and folded his arms over his chest. 

“THE ONES IN THE CAVE ARE MI- Hold on... Which cave are you talking about?”

[selene-stars]

Damian: I would die for you.

Jon: I would die for you too.

Damian, suddenly emotional: please don’t do that

[thedarkrobin]

Before The Wedding

"We're getting married"

"When's the big day?"

"Let me see the ring!"

"I'd like you to be my best man/maid of honor"

"Will you give me away?"

"I'd like to ask for _____'s hand in marriage"

"What kind of ceremony is it going to be?"

"Are you going to keep your own name?"

"What'll you be wearing when you get married?"

"Will it be a big wedding?"

"Where're the rings?"

"Have you written your vows yet?"

"Do you need any help planning the wedding"

"Are you nervous? Excited?"

"This is your bachelor/bachelorette party!"

"Is the wedding going to have a theme?"

[peanutgaga]

“It’s nice of you to help your friend… but where’s your own cape?”

[thedarkrobin]

@notasuperbrat

“Tt. FIRST off all my animals have names. And Who are YOU to deem something a monster?”

[notasuperbrat]

“You should just leave them ALONE”

[thedarkrobin]

“Leave what alone? My animals? What are you going on about Kent?”