The Not-So-Wicked Witch.

Crystal Stone--witch and shifter extraordinaire! All at the age of twenty-one, too. That's not bad. {Gravity Falls | Original Character | Roleplay | M!A: Accepting | Semi-selective}

[rpmememaker]

Friendly reminder that you are always welcome to turn a meme response into a thread.

I am probably going to turn every meme reply into a thread, so you’re more than welcome to do so too. I also welcome memes as icebreakers between muses and muns, so even if we’ve never spoken, you can send me stuff. I don’t really care if I’m following you or not.

Long story short: If you want to do the thing, do it. The likelihood of me minding is like a one in a billion. 

[inboxideas]

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child,

➤ BUT HERE’s the CATCH! :

Try to incorporate in it a fact/reference to the other parent (without saying their name/URL/ship).

I’ll answer the anon and then also try to guess the ship, or say which one I think the child would belong best from.

[forestwiccawitch]

[thedarlingstone]

"Bill Cipher." Still eyeing the rude-ass triangle with a wary expression, her shoulders dropped, chin lifting as if to look down on him. "Yeah, it’s Crystal."

[the-unsolvable-cipher-blog-deac]

He saw her trying to downsize him and responded by growing about five times his original size. "Nice try, sweetheart, but it ain't gonna happen.

"No need to be scared o' me, though! I'm a friend!" He held his hand out and it erupted with blue flame. "Whoa! 'Scuse me! Deal-making hands a little antsy today!"

The fire vanished. "Go on, shake! You're not scared, are ya?"

[thedarlingstone]

Blue-greens narrowing, she shrank back, her posture immediately stiff and defensive. Her hands opened and closed from fists, purple sparks playing along her knuckles. "Yeah.. you look like a real pal."

"As tempting as that offer is, Bill, I'm gonna have to pass." Her hands lifted in the air and she flashed him a fake smile, watching to see what he'd do next.

[w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y]

[w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y]

[thedarlingstone]

Wow. Possessed me is a total asshole.

[thedarlingstone]

CRYSTAL DONT DIE

Oh, Goddess. Loud voice. Painful, ears ringing.. she shook her head. "I'm not dying, honey, I just FEEL like I am. Heh. Sorry."

[thedarlingstone]

Sliding off the couch and onto the floor with a groan, she simply opts to wedge her tiny self under the coffee table and curl into a ball. "Nope. The world can't handle hormones today. Just gonna stay here.. and die."

[babylovescereal]

Halloween is coming up soon. Send me an ask with what you think my muse should dress up as.

[astridbergesfrisbeymania]

[flourei]

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

[thedarlingstone]

"Blegh."

[thedarlingstone]

Hangs halfway off the couch with a groan, clutching her stomach. "I'm dying. I just know it.. Dip's gonna walk in here and I'll be gone. Ugh."

[thedarlingstone]

do you use your powers in bed

She deadpans, giving the nosy nonny a ‘seriously?’ look.

[thedarlingstone]

{Oh wow, the dash is dead. o.o}

[undynesushi-blog]

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