That's right boys, mondo cool.

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[kamenridercasey]

[thedavidmaher]

I lived in Texas for 2 years and I’m so glad I never had whatever this problem is. I would have left immediately. 

[thoracs]

[programmerhumour]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fuckyeah2000s]

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[yamino]

[yiiliiang]

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[deadfox25]

Mans out here got all the bread

[chibi-robos]

GameCube promo blowup chair

[hollowtones]

[sits in this & thrives]

[thedavidmaher]

my very own iron throne

[extremelycursedimages]

[oppa-homeless-style]

skin is just people crust

[pancakeke]

the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”

[heavymetalpuppies-deactivated20]

u r on drugs

[pancakeke]

nope

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

Incredibly powerful underwear, spotted in Belize

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[pi4nobl4ck]

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys