♫♪♪...I see you...I just wanna dance with you...♫♪♪
Kidding!
It's Wade Wilson, bitch!
I'm also known as Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, Mouth (Affectionately), Mouth (Derogatory), Gods Perfect Idiot, El Cancer, Marvel Jesus, Jabbering Butt Plug (thank you, Cable), Red and whatever name you decide to call me. ;)
18+ MDNI (I'm fucking serious. Don't)
Anyone under 18, get out/salir/aussteigen/出て行け (deteike). That means minors, do not interact.
♡ My wolvie is @silverclawswolvie. He has my heart and my dog tags. We're engaged! ♡
Fuck with him and I’ll make Jack the Ripper look like a joke.
I may be a flirt, but it doesn't mean I want you, sweet cheeks. 💋
If you want to dance, just shoot me an ask!
This is what I'm dancing to! (songs may include some explicit content. Listen at your own risk)
Hello, dear reader! [Wade waves to the camera]
Wade Wilson here. I guess a little bit about me is in order, since the only thing you all know about me from this pinned post on this fuckass website called Tumblr is that I like to dance and I have my very own Wolvie. (Love you babygirl!)
I guess my story starts with how I got this beautiful face. [Wade points to his scarred face.] You can thank some British villain named Francis for making me grace you with my nauseating looks. You see, this face, along with the rest of my supermodel physique, is cancer. It was supposed to be terminal, but joke's on me! I can't fucking die. (haha!) I know, I've tried. But now I'm a walking, talking, breathing cancerous tumor. (Thanks a LOT, Francis!)
I was in the US Army Special Forces (dishonorably discharged). Now, I kill people for money and sometimes one time I saved the world. BUT! I’m no hero, compadres! Don’t get me mixed up with that crowd! It won’t be pretty. I did the hero thing once, and it was exhausting. I don't know how Cap does it!
That's all you really need to know about me. (For now.) Love you, reader! xoxo [Wade makes a heart shape with his hands and blows a kiss to the reader before skipping away.]
I'm batman.
Mod note: I don’t do relationship drama and rumors. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth if someone tries to interrupt my peace unprompted. If I want Wade to have some tension with Logan, I’m going to discuss it with their mod first. If you, as a reader, want to create drama between Wade and Logan, please discuss it with us first. Our DMs are open and we’ll be more than happy to work with you. I know we put some of our RPs and flirting out in the open for you all to enjoy (or not), but trying to provoke negative emotions between our characters is not wanted unless discussed.
This also includes situations and relationships outside of my muse’s relationship with Logan. If you want to bring Wade into drama with someone outside of his relationship, please discuss with me first. Thank you.
Any anon that tries to cause drama between Wade and Logan unprompted will get an answer of “fuck you”.
