Jumaani

Stories, References, D&D, Memes, and Bad Art.

[thedeadliestcanoe]

Best mini paint to date. Super proud of this one. #mini #D&D #painting https://www.instagram.com/p/Bty4MBhA3PB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bqbsowx8sq6r

[thedeadliestcanoe]

How I decorate my desk. : : : #funkopop #firefly #lootcrate #dungeonsanddragons #dndminiatures #starwars https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqpojk8ghZQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xf1o2iapxebd

[thedeadliestcanoe]

Dinner for two! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpnd26oAwBz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=126o5lkcel0df

[thedeadliestcanoe]

I find the strangest things sometimes. #papercrane #unexpected #unexpectedart https://www.instagram.com/p/BnG0sxKHYSU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vup4b2hczibo

[thedeadliestcanoe]

I love messing with stuff like this. #filters #trees #colour #photography #cellphonecamera

[thedeadliestcanoe]

Waiting with a group of people for an elevator, one of them looks to me then looks back to their friends and says, “I should really take the stairs.” Then goes and takes the stairs.

[jellylovinfish]

Yesterday was my birthday. It was a really good day!

@thedeadliestcanoe baked me a peach crisp!

[thedeadliestcanoe]

Love you so much! ❤️❤️❤️

[basalt-dnd]

A few joking D&D achievements. 

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[basalt-dnd]

Forgot these two.

[basalt-dnd]

More fake achievements.

[basalt-dnd]

Yet more fake achievements.

[basalt-dnd]

More!

[basalt-dnd]

So… I heard people wanted more of these?

[basalt-dnd]

I somehow managed to royally screw up the text, but hopefully these still come in handy.

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Littlest Wererat

You enter the town and hear rumors about a wererat. It turns out that its just a little girl who uses her wererat powers to politely tell mice and rats to leave people alone.

[thedeadliestcanoe]

12/10 very cute, definitely going to be using this

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[martinseptimswife]

Matthew Mercer is a gift and we don’t deserve him

[thedeadliestcanoe]

I want to travel to the universe where del Toro made two hobbit movies.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can somebody from the critical role fandom please explain to me what the fuck was up with what your dude was wearing last night. you know exactly which one I’m talking about. 

[wymanthewalrus]

That’s Emmy award-winner Sam Riegel. He just does that sometimes.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

you have answered one question and created a thousand more. was the Emmy for fashion?

[hufflepirate]

Probably.

[lillyevanssss]

find out your aesthetic here and put it in the tags

[toseekandsave]

I got “neopets goth” but that’s definitely more of @spillywolf ’s vein of aesthetics

[morbidmanatee]

What the heck is glow memecore

[wishfulstarlight-deactivated201]

Uh I got Crystal Jock. 

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

On the first try, I got….. and I wish I was making this up. Church punk.

Guys it’s ACTUALLY ME.

[katefromskelside]

Forest farmer. I farm the wilderness and trees. This is literally going to be my job

[caitlin-elias]

Cyber demon sounds about right.

[thedeadliestcanoe]

Formal Memecore. Why though?

[thedeadliestcanoe]

Honestly, summer ain’t even worth it. I’m too hot, it’s too bright, I’m sweaty, and I can smell every person within 10 kilometres. Give me a snow storm when I’m wearing 20 layers and crunch my way into the house and peel everything off only to get on the couch in front of the fireplace while watching movies wrapped in a blanket and drinking hot chocolate.

[thedeadliestcanoe]

7 year old: Say cake!

2 year old: DICK!

[thedeadliestcanoe]

My soon to be nephew is crawling around half naked in a diaper, swinging a toy car around in the air yelling “Bus!”

And honesly, mood.