sasseffects >>> martinseptimswife
just to make my obsession with TES:Oblivion and Martin Septim official
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sasseffects >>> martinseptimswife
just to make my obsession with TES:Oblivion and Martin Septim official
literally what is up with this
Someone once said to me, “I hope the pain eases soon.” It struck me as the purest blessing that had ever been offered over my head - I hope the pain eases soon. It’s so gentle, so kind, so hopeful. So to everyone who’s hurting: I see how hard you’re trying, and I hope your pain will ease soon.
this job market is a fucking nightmare
(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of
You would not believe your ass
If ten million largemouth bass.
desired you while the women flee
so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!
All memes left on tumblr for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Queen
Bohemiette Rhapsody
:D
PUNCREDIBLE
one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.
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there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him
My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:
Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day
reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents
they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said “how the FUCK does she expect me to know that”
gnawing at the bars waiting for the breeder to take more pics
I've graphed the times and dates of her previous photo dumps. what can we extract from this
people are being very cruel about my graph
I see. so you are also my enemies
me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
Hell yeah CLRG!
the fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. we have to do something about this.
the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries
what
thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this