(Some) Dream smp members ranked by how likely I think they’d survive in 3rd Life
What can be said about Tomathy Careful Danger Kraken Innit that has not already been said? He has the confidence of a lion with the strength of a mouse. He does, however, have an unprecedented amount of luck that keep him alive. Protagonist energy, if you will. -8 points because I think he’d make it through about 3 weeks out of pure stubbornness before rushing headfirst into a fight he was completely unprepared for.
A nice balance of serious roleplay and shits and giggles. I think Quackity would spend his time fucking with whoever was close enough to hear his autotuned ramblings then turn around and be the angstiest motherfucker on the server. His comedy often comes with recklessness, though. -7 points because I think he’d be too willing to risk a life or two for comedic affect and end up losing more than he realized he had.
What Tubbo lacks in any particular Minecraft skills, he makes up for in sheer audacity. The resident wild card of the Dream SMP, I believe being around people who aren’t familiar with his antics would secure him at least a few weeks of being uninterrupted. That is, if he can manage to stay out of everyone’s business for that long. You see, that same moxie that gives him his edge is also his downfall. -5 points because I feel like he wouldn’t go more than a week without sticking his nose somewhere it really didn’t belong.
Scar showed us that flattery gets you everywhere. Wilbur is an amazing public speaker and more than capable of worming his way out of situations with nothing but his words. However, I have never seen this man organize a hotbar in his life. I’m not even sure I’ve ever seen him in full armor. -4 points because he has no money to put where his mouth is.
Not too shabby at PvP and he’s a big Roleplay guy. Being big on roleplay means most people won’t actively try to kill you if the moment isn’t dramatic enough. -3 points, though, because my streamer is terminally oblivious and would probably waltz face first into a trap if somebody asked him nicely enough.
Niki is genuinely a very kind person and I think she’d survive quite a while by amassing allies. That is to say, I don’t think anyone would want to kill her. That is not to say, however, that I don’t think she would want to kill. Niki is clever and fully willing to use that kindness to mask her intentions. -2 points because, though I think she’d make it far through the power of friendship alone, if somebody with too little remorse managed to corner her, she’d be done for.
PvP god, a good speaker, and down to play the bad guy, I think they’d love to hate him. He’s like Ranboo and Wilbur combined. Unfortunately, Techno has a history of exploiting game breaking loopholes and has been struck down by the mighty hand of god for the high class crime of being a cheater on multiple occasions. -1 point for his own hubris.
Where Techno fails in his pride, I believe Philza would fool many with his generally laid back attitude. He’s not the type to pick fights he can’t win and is not so foolish to believe he cannot be beaten like his little oink oink. Ever advantageous, I believe he’d swoop in when people guards and hearts are low to steal the victory.
