Usual Fee, Dick and Fart Jokes Are Extra.

Deadpool(Comics, RP'ing to the limit, AU, Earth-616, multishipping, whatevs. Expect NSFW if ye enter. Mun and Muse are 21+ so you better be if ya wanna play dirty! )

[breikka]

Widowmaker x Cammy 🕸️🐝

[thederpiestmerc]

[thederpiestmerc]

Looks who's back!

[redpanda-roleplay-hoard]

DBZ Abridged by TFS Sentence Starters, Pt. I

“I better do what any sensible male American would do in this situation: get my gun!”

“Now get back up and tell me you’re sorry.”

“What the hell? Weren’t you going to kill me?”

“You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy.”

“Hey, look, I know you want to kill me and all, but today’s kind of a bad day.”

“Note to self: ‘less talking, more fighting’.”

“You’re a wordy little bastard, aren’t you?”

“Stop grunting! It’s creepy!”

“Take that, moon! ‘Perfect orbit’ my ass!”

“Once again, wanton destruction has solved all of my problems.”

“I’ll tell you where they’re not: safe.”

“You’re all going to die.”

“Bitch, I ain’t going nowhere.”

“You’re fighting a losing battle here.”

“Oh, wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought.”

“So this is what being important feels like!”

“You know, at a time like this, I only have one thing to say to you: bitch slap!”

“Inject this man with some science.”

“Could you speak up? I’m not wearing pants.”

“So, in short: shit be wack, yo.”

“Oh my, I seem to have gone off prematurely.”

“A new evil has revealed his face.”

“Go to hell, I’m meditating.”

[onscreenkisses]

INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, dir. Steven Spielberg (1984)

requested by @allthepurpleroses

[silasai]

No YOU live in a society, I’VE got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

[thederpiestmerc]

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

[thederpiestmerc]

I can finally retire

[thederpiestmerc]

Happy Father’s Day, Wade!

[thederpiestmerc]

Happy Father's Day!

[thederpiestmerc]

Wano, an absolute gift of an arc by Eiichiro Oda

Seriously one of the best arcs of manga ever written. 

[thyrell]

i think what morbius needs is a third cinematic release. that will make it successful

[katamaricolleague]

[entropybegets]

I know it’s boring and square to deconstruct a joke, but Morbius was great fun, both Matt Smith & Jared Leto were excellent, and if half the people watched it that were dunking on it, they’d see it was quality.

[thyrell]

EVERYONE LOOK!! THIS FREAKIN STOOGE WATCHED MORBIUS!!!!!!

[thederpiestmerc]

[omghotmemes]

do it for the shivers

[spookyboywhump]

Saw a post about villains who love their wives but also villains who love their husbands and that made me think of a lady villain who is big bad and terrifying and meanwhile her husband is just this pathetic man. Just a sad wet kitten of a man. He probably wears sweater vests and big glasses. And she LOVES him. That is the love of her life. A McDonald’s is on a fire because he asked for no pickles and they didn’t listen damnit. She would kill for this absolute fucking loser. The wind could knock him over but it’s okay because she’ll be there to catch him.

[soot-sprites-in-the-chimney]

[uzuriartonline]

Doctor Strange was indeed madness!

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[beeishappy]

Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.

[nightgaunts-deactivated20161212]

this is so fucking funny

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

“aim the drill at the ground and turn it on”

[parkinfront]

I’m in a my vet’s parking lot CACKLING at this non stop litany of logic issues

[climbermedic-deactivated2023080]

@carnalreincarnated hilarious, but I still love the film

[carnalreincarnated]

Stupid movies are the best. I’m here to have fun, not be subjected to shit that makes sense.

[why-i-love-comics]

Squirrel Girl: Infinity Comic #1 (2022)

written by Ryan North art by Derek Charm & Rico Renzi

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh Doreen. “Hang on, gotta put on my cute headband before I can do hero shit!”