EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) SENTENCE STARTERS
β You looked like you were gonna shit a brick out sideways. β
β It wouldn't have been a clean decapitation with these blades. You'd just scramble your face up real good. β
β I gave her Klonopin so she can sleep off whatever the fuck is wrong with her. β
β Who's the brainless meat puppet now? β
β We're watching all the Freddy movies in a row. Even the shitty ones. So, you, um, wanna come over andβ¦ β
β You look like mom. β
β You know, the downstairs buzzer is totally busted. I was able to walk in right off the street. β
β Ghosts aren't real. β
β I only believe what I can see. β
β Hey, be nice or you don't get a gift. β
β Why didn't you tell me? I would've jumped right on a plane to help you work through this. β
β I called you. Twice. β
β I don't blame you. I hate the sound of my voice too. β
β I screwed up again, like I always do. And I need you to help me figure it out. Again. β
β I think I peed my pants. β
β You never take the elevator after a quake. β
β Oh, honey. I love you guys so much more than pizza. β
β You think it might be worth something? β
β I don't think Mom wants cash from something you stole. β
β Weird shit like this gets locked away for a reason. Just leave it. β
β I don't like this. You need to put it back right now. β
β I would like to present what I believe to be one of the three fabled volumes of Naturum Demento, The Book of the Dead. β
β Destroy it! It's called The Book of the Dead for a reason! β
β Its pages contain ancient rituals and incantations, the recitation of which proclaim to allow contact with supernatural forces that exist beyond the thin veneer of our known world. β
β It's okay. It's just a blackout. β
β It was a perfect day and all I could think about was how much I wanted to cut you all open and climb inside your bodies so that we could stay one happy family. β
β It's in me. β
β Don't let it take my babies. β
β One minute she was fine and the next she was talking crazy and...and now she's gone. β
β May I pray? β
β There's an old fire-escape ladder on the north side of the building. I could try to get down that, raise the alarm, get some help in here.β
β You got the tools? We could just cut right through the door. β
β You ain't gettin' through those old doors without something heavy-duty. β
β I'm gonna get my gun, and we're gonna blast it open. β
β I don't like being trapped. β
β Everyone is on edge enough without a gun getting fired in here. β
β I don't know what to do. You're the one who always has the answers. β
β No matter how busy you ever got, you always found time for me. For everyone. β
β You have to help me. You have to. I'm burning. I'm burning alive! β
β Mommy's with the maggots now. β
β What's happening to me? β
β I'm free now. Free from all you titty-sucking parasites. β
β Let me kiss it better. β
β Who wants to rot next? β
β Get away from the door. β
β Please, we need help! Let me in! β
β You never should've stolen it. β
β This isn't my fault. β
βThis is your fault! β
β You don't turn on each other. Ever. β
β [name]'s right. This is all my fault. β
β Oh, there you are. Hey there, cutie-pie. β
β Open up and let us in. We can be a big, happy family again. β
β You don't look so good. β
β Nothing a big old hug and kiss from you won't fix. β
β Open the door like you open your legs, you stinking groupie slut! β
β What are you looking at, hon? β
β I gotta kill the creepy-crawlies that I got inside my tummy. β
β Is this a nightmare? β
β Is what happened to [name] gonna happen to us? β
β You'd be a good mom/dad someday. You know how to lie to kids. β
β I thought I should tie her up. Just in case. β
β Yeah, well, maybe there's words on there that can help stop all of this. β
β My want to understand and commune with the other side could not have been more misguided. β
β This evil is not governed by the rules of man. No, it takes its pleasure in creating terror through total chaos. β
β [name]'s kitty hides up there sometimes. β
β Told you, you should've put the book back. β
β I can hear them outside the doors now, begging for me. It is only a matter of time before I am taken too. β
β Nothing can stop this demonic force. Even its final remnants will come after you. β
β You must run. All you can do is run! β
β This horror will not stop until innocence is destroyed. β
β I will swallow your soul. β
β [name] waits in hell for you and your unborn bastard baby. β
β Are you gonna be a mom? β
β I'm getting us out of here. β
β You have no idea what it's like to bring a child into this world. β
β Everybody here dies by dawn. Dead by dawn! β
β Am I dead? β
β Come get some. β
β You know, you really do look like Mom. And you're gonna fail miserably just like her. β














