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I’ve never ever wanted to post something like this but my cat had a major accident and we couldn’t get to our regular vet. And now we are stuck unable to pay for a bill and we cannot leave unless we pay for it.

If you are able can you please donate. Any amount will be amazing

https://gofund.me/fb1a1b50

#derpy shut up #send help #go fund me #cat #vet bills

brawngp2009

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

batbetbitbotbut

Yeah, yeah, all the textile and fibre arts lead to each other, we all became trapped here long ago.

The danger zone is when they lead out of textile and fibre arts, into agriculture and woodworking and smithing and beyond.

justgarb

I should build a warp weighted loom

becausebirds

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

biggaylion

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

aquilacalvitium

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

aquilacalvitium

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

tom-nippleston

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

And none of us are getting ANYTHING CUZ WE’RE ALL A BUNCH OF DISGUSTING PERVERTS

But that’s fine.

I bought myself the Loki costume in Minecraft, so its a Merry fucking Christmas for me!

Happy Holidays, followers!

internet-or-sleep

MERRY CHRISTMAS

what-even-is-thiss

What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?

tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.

what-even-is-thiss

Yeah basically

what-even-is-thiss

Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.

Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.

So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, they’d be like burning scented wax okay not something I’d do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.

what-even-is-thiss

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

animnightmare

It isnt flawless, but transparent wood does already exist actually

what-even-is-thiss

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

chromaticabrasions

are u ever listening to a song and it sounds similar to a different song so ur just like. man i wish i was listening to tbat other song…

chromaticabrasions

OTHER SONG CAME ON NEXT LETS GOOOOOO

uppastthejelliclemoon

WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THE WESTERN CATS PRODUCTION IN TEXAS OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT BY @queen-with-the-quill SENDING ME THE TRAILER

thederpyllamaoflove

WESTERN CATS????? OHH MY GOD???