Do Not Go Gentle

Kayla -  In a serious Captain Swan hole at the moment. Trying to get out and failing.

[bimbogollum]

If u walk into any pub in Britain you will immediately see at least 5 men who look like this 

[elizabethrobertajones]

Four, now, may Prince Philip rest in peace.

[neurotypical-karen]

The tone difference in foraging guides between native plants and invasive plants is literally so funny to read

[triplestaff]

Terry imma need examples

[neurotypical-karen]

Foraging guide entry on native plants: Make sure you only take a small amount from a well-established patch. Leave some for the wildlife, and yourself next year! Please get involved in land restoration programs to protect this plant for the future :)

Foraging guide entry for Japanese Knotweed: RIP RIP TEAR KILL REND DESTROY EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT  E V I S C E R A T E EAT EAT EAT EAT

[pissvortex]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

I say ‘no worries’ far too much for someone who is approx. 94% worry

[anxietyproblem]

This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

[amannamedwinter]

OK thanks

[real-uwu-hours]

[starperchek]

This is me, bring myself to an extreme state before seeking help from a specialist.

[politedemon]

[wormwoodandhoney]

Hi, im so sorry, I was just idly skimming my dash, and I saw your reply about a dark and gritty beauty and the beast and misread it as if you were casting Gritty as the beast... now I can't get that out of my mind

for who could ever learn to love… a gritty :(

[andrewgarfields]

gonna tell my kids this was the falcon and winter soldier

[pimby]

seeing all my friends post on social media about their doses and how relieved and happy they feel

[256gb]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[rvengefulobster]

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

[catchymemes]

[sheislaverne]

Bernie Sanders

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

[cunked]

[hashtagloveloses]

this teen is writing an entire avatar the last airbender musical on tiktok and we need to support everything she does!! screw the live action we only stan katherine in this house!!

here’s her song for katara: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJMgkQPv/

here’s her song for azula: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJMgX68X/

here’s her song In the Clouds, which is out on Spotify and Apple Music and which she really needs the streams bc she just bought a new computer to make this fan musical!

and if you can, support her on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/katherinelynnrose

[crystal-jack-asripines]

Listen to this song too!!!!! Been playing “In the Clouds” and this one on repeat they’re so GOOD!!!!

[rojo-todd]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

This is peak gen z humor. Incomprehensible. And yet somehow the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[tockthewatchdog]

[salty-noob-deactivated20200310]

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]