DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M ROYALTY

People call me Kaleishia and I guess you can too. I am a unicorn rider, paper cut survivor, cat stroker, sock hater, mayonnaise tester, eater of foods, vampire slayer, domestic diva, goat groomer, professional troublemaker and an alcohol enthusiast. You should also know that, I was Han Solo's college roommate, I was born at a very young age, I have a unique and growing collection of bones, I drop my phone on my face when I lay down, I hit things until they work, I yell at inanimate objects, I chew straws, I thoroughly enjoy Doctor Who, my phone is always about to die, I was really tired yesterday, I cry a lot, I'm smarter than a fifth grader, I sneak food into the cinemas, I get people drunk for a living, I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow, I've got 99 problems and a bitch could be one, I have been baked to perfection and I am actually a giant sloth

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[rarnon]

me, as the new girl in town whose secret gets revealed the first day of class

[actionables]

when the premiere of your movie is on the same night as your pajama party so you have to compromise

[bettys-orchard]

He isn’t even wearing shoes omg

[suspend]

[babyanimalposts]

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

[alexiorsay]

that brief period after miley cut her hair when she sang jolene and it seemed like she was gonna be amazing is comparable to that small slice of time when we all thought it was neat that dudes were getting into mlp

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

im a screamer..not sexually just life in general

[opossummypossum]

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you

[best-of-memes]

[botanize]

[cooliostreetcat-blog]

[bigmitski]

Im sad that people think of pepe the frog as a meme because honestly i just think of him as my friend

[hobbithouses]

[sixpenceee]

Franklin Castle

Cleveland’s Franklin Castle has the distinction of being known as Ohio’s most haunted house. It is a big, dark building with stone walls, a turret, and a six-foot wrought iron fence. 

Hans Tiedemann, a german immigrant who got rich from his barrel-making business and later the banking industry, built the house in the mid-1800’s. The house has been a clubhouse for a German Singing Society, home to a German Socialist organization, a doctor’s office, apartments, a party house, and even a home to bootleggers.

The ghosts here are numerous. In a small room at the rear of the house a pile of baby skeletons was found, supposedly the victims of some inept doctor; today, babies can be heard crying the walls. There was a mass murder when some of the Nazis were machine gunned to death in a political dispute; their discussions can be heard throughout the house. There are rumors of an axe murder in the front tower room, the victim of which is occasionally seen standing in the window. 

The secret passageways around the ballroom are said to be where Tiedemann hung his illegitimate daughter Karen. Karen’s ghost is the main one seen in the castle, usually in a third floor room known as “the cold room” because it stays ten degrees colder than the rest of the house at all times.

Karen may have lost her life in a fight between her father and her boyfriend and then been hung from a rafter to make the death appear self-inflicted. She was just thirteen, but her ghost is often described as a woman, garbed in black, tall and thin and eerie, and often seen by people in the neighborhood.

Tiedemann’s three babies died mysteriously in the house, as did his fifteen-year-old daughter Emma, of diabetes. His wife died from liver trouble here. A servant girl was supposedly killed in the servants’ quarters on her wedding day for refusing Tiedemann’s advances. He is said to have shot his mistress Rachel for wanting to marry another man; the choking sounds of her death can be heard in one of the rooms.

The owners of Franklin Castle have been subject to its many hauntings. The children of a couple who lived in the house for a while asked for a cookie to give to their friend, a little girl who wouldn’t stop crying. Mrs. Tiedemann is said to have possessed the wife of one of the owners for a period. No one stays long. (Source) 

[sixpenceee]

Emily’s Bridge: Stowe, Vermont

Vermont has more haunted inns that anywhere in New England –the Norwich Inn, Brass Lantern, and Old Stagecoach Inn are just a few examples –but Emily’s Bridge, in Stowe, is the best-known Vermont legend. The Gold Brook covered bridge was built in 1844, and it’s more commonly referred to as “Emily’s Bridge” due to a ghost named Emily who is believed to haunt it.

There are conflicting stories as to how Emily died at the bridge. Once story claims that Emily was supposed to elope with a lover she was meeting (covered bridges, also known as “Kissing Bridges,” were often secret meeting spots) and when he didn’t show, she hung herself from the rafters. Another version contends that Emily’s groom never showed up on their wedding day; in a fit of jilted rage, Emily took the family’s wagon to confront him, but in going too fast she failed to negotiate a turn. She drove the carriage into the brook and died in the accident. Paranormal activity on Emily’s Bridge includes strange sounds, such as banging, footsteps, and ropes tightening. People have also reported a white apparition as well as scratch marks appearing on their vehicles. (Source)

[thedoctorgy]

Imagine the awkward exchange between two murders who show up to kill the same person